Windows ME 

Windows Millennium Edition, or Miserable Edition. Unstable and prone to crashes.

*crash*
Windows Me crashes a lot.

Windows ME by windowsgirl December 21, 2007

Windows ME 

This could be the.....*Crash*
*reboots* Now as I was saying....*Crash*

*reboots* Just let me!----*crash*

*reboots and see's bill gates face on screen* "Now, we can't have you running around telling everybody about our crap i found in a dumpster"

Oh no..a WINDOWS ME...

see shit

Windows ME by Ares Lathe November 18, 2004

Windows me 

A pathetic attempt at trying to make windows 98 more stable and to make it look like DOS was gone. Sumtimes referred to as "windows 98 third edition."

I used windows me for 20 minutes and managed to find multiple bugs. I immediately went back to windows 2000 afterwards.

Windows me by assassin25 April 27, 2005

Windows ME 

1: Either a cruel... cruel joke or one more reason why Bill Gates should be decapitated and dismembered with a pointed rock made entirely out of AIDS.

2: The one true cause for all of the pain and suffering in the world and possibly the universe.

1: OMG, Bill was serious with the ME!! GET THE AIDS ROCK!!

2: ME's code is Satan's supreme overlord.

Windows ME by Kevin T. June 4, 2005

Windows ME 

Windows Mass Error. Windows ME is an OS directed towards consumers that was released in 2000. It looks like Windows 2000 on the outside, but on the inside it's full of more bugs than a beehive.

Windows ME user: lol windos me iz teh ro><or
Windows XP user: No it isn't.
Windows ME user: u r rong
Windows XP user: Here, lemme install Windows XP for you.
Windows ME user (now a Windows XP user): Wow, this is a lot better than Windows ME! Now I feel dumb for not upgrading.

Windows ME by GastonRabbit July 11, 2004

Windows ME 

The most God-awful OS a hard drive will ever be subject to. Any hard drive worth the silicon in its circuits will commit suicide uponbeing asked to hold this operating system within it.

Thank you computer. You crashed, saving my eyes from the blinding crappiness that is Windows ME.

Windows ME by Shawn E. April 15, 2003

Windows ME 

The result of carless developers, and money hungry companies.

Arguably the worst operating system ever

SEE ALSO : Epic Fail and Shit

my computer was experiencing errors so I asked my IT guy what the error was, his response "Windows ME is the error"

Windows ME by FML2009 January 25, 2010