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windows 98 

A fairly okay OS that seems to crash a lot more often when used by geeks and Linux zealots, especially those who claim that Windoze is soooooo easy to use. Well if it is easy to run, then you shouldn't have a problem running it in the first place.
Or could it be true that geeks truly are less intelligent than they claim they are after all?
A clean install does not mean just loading the fricking OS onto the computer. Any Windoze-using idiot knows that Windows 98 reboots a bunch of times before the system becomes operational, and requires the CD THROUGHOUT the ENTIRE installation process.
windows 98 by Jobris May 9, 2004

Windows 95

The staple the held Windows ME together.
Cause of many crashes.
AKA. My first OS
Ouch dude I can’t believe you use Win 95
Windows 95 by Id November 8, 2004

Windows 95

The worst Operating System a PC could ever possibly run.
Windows 95 by relaxed May 27, 2003

Windows 98 

The word you look up in the dictionary when you're either out of perverted words to laugh at or you press 'random word' a lot (Like I did).
What a rip. This thing won't go up like my other window does.. kids and their new fads.
Windows 98 by Rio April 15, 2004

Windows 98 

A clusterfuck, or shit show. As describing someone stumbling along in a presentation or explanation. Refers to the Windows 98 operating system crashing during its initial demonstration.
Doug, I'm not going to just sit here while you Windows 98 your way through the presentation.
Windows 98 by Tender Vittles9 April 20, 2020

Running Windows '98 

If someone is not understanding simple things easily and/or is physically slow and not energized, he/she is running Windows '98. *It helps to know if the person is usually smart and/or physically quick to make the judgement justified.*
*It is early in the morning*
What is 100 squared?
-Uhhh....
You need a reboot, stop running windows '98

Coach, I dont feel like running a mile today.
-Windows '98 wont help you win the game next week.

dumb, dumbass, idiot, retard, lazy, tired