oof i be winded

An expression exclaimed by a person who is tired or out of breathe.

*sigh*"oof I be winded..."

by Casual Grandpa June 6, 2018

long-winded discussion

Refers to any meeting between two or more people that takes place after they have all partaken of voluminous quantities of baked beans or spiced cabbage, resulting in a comparably voluminous quantity of drawn-out butt-trumpet rasps.

"July is National baked bean Month" Pppppppp-rrrrrttttt. "Excuse me." Google "baked beans speech" for the entire hilarious long-winded discussion.

by QuacksO January 31, 2017

Dick winded

The act of inflating a used fleshlight, then blowing the air out towards somebody else.

Dude, I totally dick winded her last night!

by Thotomas prime March 1, 2019

Double Winded

Burping into your partners ass in hopes of them proceeding to farting it back out.

-Hey man, whats the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
-well one time I double winded my dads girlfriend...
-oh damn that is kinky

by cheeseheadpinkypenis January 23, 2020

Half Winded Handy

The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.

Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.

by Blaceph January 23, 2021

Winged Hussars

An elite Polish cavalry group used between the 1400s and 1700s, they were the reason why the Ottoman empire never went deeper into Europe, because they were at Vienna and kicked their asses.

WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED, COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE THEY TURNED THE TIDE!

by Skyler The Slav August 18, 2017

windexing

When it is time to do a thorough clean up of all evidence from an operation that just netted you some skrilla.

Yo, mission complete! It's time to go windexing and not ever look back.

by MrShasta January 24, 2014