Wilson

the best peson you will ever know, he is a great wingman, friend, and fucker
1. "Dude, I was so nervous when I went to talk to her but I brought my buddy, Wilson, and he helped so much, now we're going out

2. "I got really drunk last night at the party and probably would have done something really stupid if it weren't for my friend Wilson

3. "I had sex with Wilson(or a Wilson), it was great, the best sex ive ever had
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noun: a handprint of lube on a frilly bedspread found after a ground-shattering anal sesh.
After Kyle raided Kristen’s bum, they noticed Wilson was there too and had spied in on the event. Oh, Wilson.
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A complete fuck up, some one who breaks everything he touches, means well but lethal to anything mechanical.
Who broke that ? Wilson did !!
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(v.) The act of swatting an important and/or fragile item from another persons grasp, particularly food, before forcing the owner to pick it up off the ground or otherwise clean-up the mess. The degree of success from "Wilsoning" is proportional to the amount of desire the owner had for the item.
"I totally wilsoned that ice cream right out of Dave's hand - I think I made him cry."
by WeinerBrigadier July 13, 2012
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The art of fingering a female while she is on her period, then slapping your bloody hand on the females ass cheek. #castaway #tomhanks
Tammy was on her period, so I fingered the shit out of her and gave her the ole Wilson.
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The Wilson

The portion of the face that is seen from a female's point of view during cunnilingus. The pop culture reference is from the television program, "Home Improvement", in which the next door neighbor (Wilson), was only seen from the nose and above, with the lower portion of his face blocked by a fence or other object.
Ex. 1) Female: "He went down on me last night and the only thing I saw last night was The Wilson."

Ex. 2) Male: "I'm gonna go down on her and show her The Wilson."
by B to the Izzo January 19, 2011
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As a verb, it means "to fuck up"

As a noun, it means "a person who fucks up".

Originally from the second book in cyberpunk writer William Gibson's Sprawl trilogy, Count Zero (1986), "wilson" is first mentioned in the chapter titled Bobby Pulls A Wilson.

It is conveniently explained later in the book during a conversation between Bobby and The Finn in the chapter titled Legba, that reads as follows:

'The Finn looked at him, blankly. "A what?"

'"A wilson. A fuck-up. It's hotdogger talk, I guess..." Did it again. Shit.

'The Finn gave him a very strange look. "Jesus. That's your word for it, huh? Christ, I KNOW the guy..."

'"Who?"

'"Bodine Wilson," he said. "First guy I ever knew wound up as a figure of speech."

'"Was he stupid?" Bobby asked, immediately regretting it.

'"Stupid? Shit, no, he was smart as hell." The Finn stubbed his ashtray out in a cracked ceramic Campari ashtray. "Just a total fuck-up, was all. He worked with the Dixie Flatline once..." The bloodshot yellow eyes grew distant.'
From Stephen Donaldson's book, Snow Crash:

'A number of the Kouriers are taking advantage of this sound track to style up and down the banks of the river; only Vitaly, live, can get their adrenaline pumping hard enough to enable them to skate a sharp bank at eighty miles per hour plus without doing a wilson into the crete.'
by rmrubin June 28, 2008
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