Willy the One-Eyed Worm Burper

A work friendly way of calling someone a dickhead, asshole or piece of shit.

Coworker #1: “I cant stand that fucking dumb ass piece of shit boss we have! He just keeps making fun of everyone and just sits on his ass all day while we work our asses off! How is that fair?!”

Coworker #2: “Wow now! Lets have a little more class than that! We could get fired for swearing up a storm like that! How about from now on we refer to our boss as “Willy the One-Eyed Worm Burper” - surly thats a lot more work appropriate. Also, its sure to make anyone laugh and break the tension in the room!

by Isl-96 April 6, 2023

Wireless willy

When you hock a loogie in your lovers ear.

Before I cum I'm gonna give you the biggest wireless willy.

by Mufasa De Leon January 5, 2021

Peepaw Willy

William afton

person1: "Hey, have you heard of william afton?"
person2: "oh, good ol' peepaw willy? yeah"

by your_localbisexual January 15, 2022

weak willy

An unfortunate medical condition often leading to the sufferer experiencing a drippy tiddler. Often resulting in having to wear wet pants, which give off acrid steam if too close to a radiator.
Origin: Eck Static and Bloomin' Press of The Filth.

B.P. "I once pissed me pants at school"
Eck: "what was it, Weak Willy? Weak Willy, eh?"

by chris wheelie April 28, 2005

Willy Moon

A Willy Moon is when someone flashes their ass at you and their dick flops out between their legs at the same time

"Dave became enraged when his Grandad gave him a willy moon"

by Blaise Noctem March 16, 2015

willy wobbles

A phrase invented on Love Island Australia, the male version of Fanny Flutters

I saw a beautiful girl at the club last night she gave me Willy wobbles

by Lin_bubbles June 19, 2018

Willy Lump Lump

When a group of friends have an inside joke, and another person is asking what's so funny. Definition comes from the movie 'Menace to Society'.

Caine: You don't wanna go out like Willy Lump Lump.
Sharif: Who is Willy Lump Lump anyway?
Caine: Ah man, don't worry about it, it's an inside thing.

"What are y'all laughing at"?

"It's a Willy Lump Lump, don't worry about it. You wouldn't understand."

Person 1: What's so funny?
Person 2: (they smack their lips and look person 1 up and down crazy-like and says) Willy Lump Lump

by Emperor C May 9, 2019