Wikitelligence

Function: noun

1: the apparent ability to understand unlimited disparate subject matters, but only to the level explained on Wikipedia.

Function: adjective

1. Wikitelligent: having or indicating an apparently high degree of intelligence and/or mental capacity but, in reality, only having a Wikipedia page level command of the subject.

Function: noun

My boss seemingly displays a high level of intelligence with his command over almost any subject but, after fact-checking his positions on Google, I discovered he only has Wikitelligence.

Function: adjective

My boss expects to dominate people in any discussion, trying to demonstrate his command over any topic but, if you fact-check his statements on Google, you'll discover he's only Wikitelligent.

by TomWagner February 5, 2010

WiFitard

A disparaging term for a person who knows absolutely nothing about WiFi technology or how to access it.

As the WiFitard poster child, I am not fluent in the use of or the languages spoken by a router.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 6, 2020

wikithatshit

verb.(wEEkEE-that-SHit). this word is used when telling someone to go to wikipedia.com when someone needs to know anything about anything in the world. here one can find many intersting and useless facts.

Person A: I wonder how old Bob Barker is?
Person B: I don't know, WIKITHATSHIT!

by Kyla :) September 24, 2008

Wiitala

a Finnish surname; only the most extraordinary of people have it

how do you say that? its like 'wee-tall-a' only better because it's Wiitala

by thatgirl89 October 27, 2009

Gettin niggy wid it

When Will Smith accepted his ethnicity and began to use the n-word in his song gettin jiggy wid it

used by Will Smith in his black song getting jiggy wid it in an alternate universe it is gettin niggy wid it

by The real Madeline McCann June 13, 2019

cat's width

The minimum amount you can leave a door open so that a cat can get in and out without pawing at the door, or pushing it wide open. A good guide is usually the width of your hand.

"Leave my door open a cat's width, otherwise Missy'll be meowing in the hallway all night!"

by mrwhalejr July 3, 2007

WikiTarded

The concept that reading a Wikipedia page makes you an expert on a given subject matter.

That smart mouth little puss-wagon thinks he sounds intelligent, but he's really WikiTarded.

by SoulBlades July 22, 2010