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window shopping 

when you stand next to a window at school with ur mate, where a lot of people going in for next lesson, then you and ur mate pick out girls u would like to fuck
person 1: hey check out the girl with the nice arse
person 2: which one
person 1: the on with the black hair nearest to us
person 2: sweet!! i luv this window shopping its awesome
person 1: gud in it u see all the massive tits from here, its best when there running!!
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Window Shopping 

When you are experiencing a window to take a shit and need to find a place to do it.
I have to shit so badly but i don't think I can do it without stinking up the workplace. I need to do a little window shopping to find the right place to drop a load.
Window Shopping by OciferSven January 11, 2015

Window Shopping 

The process of stealling items descrieetly from a store.
"I just got a copy of this game by Window Shopping. Didn't pay a dime"

"Yo, lets go window shopping. I'm broke"
Window Shopping by Vladimir December 3, 2004

Window shopping 

Basically said if you're gonna steal some shit in a store.
Clerk:you need anything Mister?
Me:Neh, i'm just window shopping.
Clerk:Oh okay.
*Clerk turns his back*
Me:YOINK!
Clerk:Hey, where'd that guy go and where is my whole candy section?
Window shopping by Retard mcfagbag December 23, 2006

Window Shopping 

Scoping out someone you find attractive even if you know you can't have the person
Person 1: Oh my God, he's so hot.

Person 2: It looks like he's gotta girlfriend.

Person 1: Dude. Chill out. I'm just window shopping.
Window Shopping by Madmads 99 April 25, 2015

Window Shopping 

When you keep looking at something that you want, but don't have the money for.
Window Shopping by Endermaster August 2, 2016

Window Shopping 

A term used in baseball to describe a player that strikes out looking (doesn't swing).
"Here's the pitch.....Strike three! Harper gets caught window shopping on the low fastball to end the inning."