The sexiest woman to ever exist on earth worshiped by all long distance runners. Her disciples know 3 things about her:
1. She is blond
2. She shares Wyatt’s parents
3. She is delicious
1. She is blond
2. She shares Wyatt’s parents
3. She is delicious
Wyatt: I had a big test today.
Distance Runner: do you know what else is big?
Wyatt: What
Distance Runner: what I put into Wyatt’s Sister
Wyatt: i hate you
Distance Runner: do you know what else is big?
Wyatt: What
Distance Runner: what I put into Wyatt’s Sister
Wyatt: i hate you
by TayloristMissionary March 16, 2022
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Jim (watching wife give birth in operating room)...Hey what the f***. That's not my child!
Doctor: Oh yes it is! It's just another case of DNA WhatTheHey! Happens all the time.
Doctor: Oh yes it is! It's just another case of DNA WhatTheHey! Happens all the time.
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1) unintentionally building suspense and mystery by not replying too text messages for long periods of time 2) having constant sex hair 3)wearing the same clothing for a week
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Why does the War on Terror skip over all the fun countries? All we do is hit Whatthefuckistan and Whatthefuckistan, Jr. Ugh!
Why does the War on Terror skip over all the fun countries? All we do is hit Whatthefuckistan and Whatthefuckistan, Jr. Ugh!
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Dude, whattolookupnow?
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Me: Wyatt Oleff is a literal angel omg he-
Friend: OH MY GOSH STFU YOU ARE SO OBSESSED WITH HIM GO.TO.THERAPY.
Friend: OH MY GOSH STFU YOU ARE SO OBSESSED WITH HIM GO.TO.THERAPY.
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