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good old fashioned country ass whooping

To beat someone's ass so severely that without even fighting as hard as you can, there is no doubt that your opponent is severely outclassed. This term is most appropriate when administered by someone who is from a rural area, especially when it's given to a nancy pants city boy.
Bo & Luke found the man from Atlanta who groped Daisy and gave him a good old fashioned country ass whooping.

In the state championship football game, East Podunk HS gave City Boy HS a good old fashioned country ass whooping. The score was 63-0. After the first quarter. Then East Podunk put in their first string.
by I love Liepaja November 10, 2010
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ass whooping

1. Used by parents to discipline insolent children, performed by hitting the child's buttocks or other areas of the body forcefully several times. Usually performed with a hand or other object such as a belt, spatula, or nine-iron golf club.

2. General saying for a physical assault, with the prospect of the assaulter ending the altercation favorably.
1. That little kid was misbehaving so badly at Wal-Mart, that his fat ass momma gave him a good ol' fashioned ass whooping.

2. The bartender couldn't take anymore of that drunk ass douchebag's shit-talking, so he took him outside and gave him an ass whooping.
by JimmyBaby March 8, 2006
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Whooping cough

A disease that is currently plaguing La Salle College High School. Those in charge do not believe that it currently is an issue, but with over 80 students out, the students beg to differ.
Teacher: where is everyone?
Class: they out with whooping cough cause a tool fucked up
by Yeetmymeatdaddy December 17, 2019
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Missouri Whooping

The act famously performed by Brad Pitt in the fall of 2017, a Missouri Whooping is is when one takes a can of beer, yells their favorite baseball player's name, and throws the against ones enemy's head.
The act famously performed by Brad Pitt in the fall of 2017, a Missouri Whooping is is when one takes a can of beer, yells their favorite baseball player's name, and throws the against ones enemy's head.

Brad, "So this fella Harvey was gonna pay my wife to be in a movie. Well it turnt out to be one of them films where he gone touched himself around her"
Edward, "So whatchu do about it?"
Brad, "I gave him a Missouri Whoopin' you best believe it, only cost me a natty light tall boy."
by daboot013 October 12, 2017
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whoopie

Alt spelling for whoopee. It means fucking.
Matt and John made whoopie all night
by Jacon (jay-son) August 23, 2003
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Whoopdee Doo

1. A term expressing joy or excitement about something.

2. Used sarcastically, means the exact opposite.

3. To give a- To care about something, usu. used in place of "fuck".
-Hey, isn't that the guy who played cadet #3 in Star Trek 2?

-Whoopdee Doo.
by Basilisk December 15, 2004
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Whoopie Cushion

While trying to have sex with a girl anal but your penis is either too large, or the anus is too dry; you wait for her to fart then you shove your penis inside her as it opens up.
Dude, I tried banging her in the ass, but I couldn't so I executed a "Whoopie Cushion."
by c-bizzle a-bizzle November 28, 2009
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