whazoombas

Gigantic jugs of whale-ish proportions residing on a relatively otherwise normal physique that results in an overwhelmingly disproportional look for the chick who is lugging them around.

Hey Dick, check out the whazoombas on that bitch. I bet she could knock you into next week with just one of those monsters. It would take all week to feel her up.

by Obama Yo Mama December 9, 2008

whizpopper

A fart that happens during or immediately after a peeing session due to the tensing of abdominal muscles.

Man, I had a really great whizpopper a minute ago.

by Dixon February 8, 2004

whizpoopin'

When one successfully performs a #1 and #2 simultaneously or in the same toilet seating session.

"Sorry, I missed you when you called. I was whizpoopin'."

by Elizabeth Cramer November 15, 2006

whizot

Slang for Whataburger

Let's hit the Whizot after the gang bang tonight.

by Skizot January 29, 2005

whizjob

A blowjob performed on a man while he is standing in front of a woman who is seated and peeing.

When I was in high school I followed my girlfriend into the bathroom, and next thing I know I'm getting a whizjob.

by mackdaddy January 14, 2005

Whizmo

Similar to a widget or a gizmo, but it's not either of those its a whizmo

So in order to fit this thingy in this other thingy we'll need this fancy whizmo right here ...

by WhizmoCube April 25, 2020

Whizzo

Someone that is stupid, or doesn't do any work.

"Hey, you guys want to go drinking?"
"Shut the fuck up and do your fucking work, you whizzo!"

by anonymous January 12, 2021