Whittaker Bowl

A Whittaker Bowl is a toilet with a deep bowl that is tRumpty's acting something's only claim to fame.

I need to buy a Whittaker Bowl - my dick is so long that it gets wet when I sit on the toilet to shit!

by USAF Cadet September 4, 2021

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Whittaker's Disguise

Also known as a "courtesy flush" when using the bathroom during a particularly nosiy dump.
When one feels the anal sphincter stretching to release excetement one must hastily turn around and push the full flush button thus disguising the noise of the dump in a flush of running water.

Glen- "Oi why do you have to be so fuckin loud in that stall?"

Mitch- "What the hell do you want me to do about it?"

Glen- "A Whittaker's Disguise wouldn't hurt!"

by TGI Opak April 3, 2008

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jodie whittaker

The 13th doctor

Have you heard that Jodie Whittaker is going to play the 13th incarnation of the Doctor?

by Whoufflegirl August 13, 2017

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Jodie Whittake

First and ever female incarnation of the Doctor

Dude 1: Did you see whos the new Doctor?
Dude 2: No
Dude 1: Jodie Whittake a female.
Dude 2: OMG THEY RUINED THE SHOOW!!!!!!!

by ddMa July 18, 2017

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Whittaker

A very white and effeminate person resembling bread. Someone who thinks life is not a coincidence. Asks people to explain things that are obvious.

Someone explain to Whittaker the 2nd definition.

by WannabeEmoObsidian December 8, 2010

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Whittaker

Whittaker, the wise Capuchin Monkey, is the most trusted counselor to the peripatetic Viscount; or any small scale creature who dispenses advise. Whittaker rides the right shoulder of the Viscount, and communicates by taps and strokes to the temple.

Whittaker bounds to the shoulder of Sabi, the elephant descended from Hannibal's herd, delivering messages from the Viscount. He returns to the right shoulder of the Viscount to deliver dire warnings for the Viceroys.

by cyberopera August 7, 2012

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