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Internet Whiteout

The state you reach during web surfing when anything you look at becomes bland and just like everything else you've looked at. Even music playing in the background gets tuned out.
"man i was so bored all i did was read comics online, eventually it all turned into an internet whiteout"

"I watched so many funny cat video's today they all started to mix together in my mind"
"That's internet wightout man"
by Jazz Hammerhands December 24, 2008
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whitelist

A list of people that are cool, trustworthy, and invited to all the parties; the opposite of blacklist.
Matt can surf, is good with the ladies, and drives a motorcycle. He is funny and I like him. Put him on the whitelist for the next party.
by crackerjackson March 10, 2008
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Whitestone

Town in queens with great food. Most kids in Whitestone are called "whitestoners" cause they are all white kids who smoke weed. Whitestone kids are upper middle class kids who love to party. While most kids are partying outside these kids are at house party's drinking it up.
Let's go smoke some pot at that house party in Whitestone.
by ginabaker November 17, 2014
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Whitestone

A bridge in the NYC.
by Anonymous October 8, 2003
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whitestick

A Class A tobacco cigarette. Bearing connotations of happiness, the term is used mostly by tobacco afficionados, seldom by haters or smoke nazis.
Ninja, could hook me up with one of them whitesticks?
by dg 420 December 13, 2005
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whitelisted

The presumption that you are being unfairly held back and discriminated against because of your ethnic origin.
This phenomenon frequently occurs when one puts a check next to the box marked Caucasian (not of Hispanic origin).
Jonathon: "I can not believe they gave the promotion to that ethnic guy over me."
Tyrone: "Man, you be blacklisted."
Jonathon: "No Tyrone, I've been whitelisted."
Tyrone: "Pump yo brakes for a sec cracker, they be callin' me on ma bluetoof."
Jonathon: "You're a true friend Tyrone."
Tyrone: "Man, fuck you."
by brybry August 11, 2008
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Whiteout photo

A photo uploaded onto a networking website in which the light saturation is so high that it removes any facial features, giving the appearance of clear skin and beauty.
Dude 1: Sharon's looking good these days, did you see her new Facebook photo?

Dude 2: Nah mate, it's just a whiteout photo, she's a butterface in real life.
by TheBald September 15, 2010
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