Sam Whitehead
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Sam Whitehead by James&Dibs June 25, 2021
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the Whitehead
The act of releasing semen into a rubber, then squeezing the aforementioned cum towards the closed end of the condom. Aim the little tip at your woman's face while squeezing until the condom breaks and the cum bursts onto her face like a zit onto a mirror. Also known as delayed bukaki.
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Thomas Whitehead
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Jackie Whitehead
gullible beyond all belief, one who believes that there is a "weedman", someone who will be pranked for an hour about a guy who has no thumb and a smiley face, and then be pissed when she finds out that it was a prank call.
Jackie Whitehead by weedman9465 August 27, 2008
Michael Whitehead
(n.) TO describe michael whitehead, is to list all words reminiscent of him. such as:
dick ,used2 be fat,idiot,doofass,dumfuck,shithead...once one always one. He is a swimmer, and he preferably lives in florida, although that is not required. to be a michael whitehead, you must
1.] PMS like a bitch. even though you are a hot man.
2.] treat the girl you secretly like but would never admit it like shitt.
3.] be incredibly hot, but previously fat.
4.] come off as a nice guy, when you are really a conniving dickface.
5.] break the only girl to ever probably truly understand you's heart.
6.] be a really skilled swimmer and sailer.
7.] be a liar. and have no balls when it comes to doing stuff about girls.
and lastly, always be a dick. if you are not a dick, then you are not michael whitehead. he is the john tucker of florida. if you see a michael whitehead, don't run. don't call molesters anonymous. instead, flirt. shamelessly. and then break his heart. you will be glad you did ;] he is one that does not let go easily, so make sure he's hooked.
dick ,used2 be fat,idiot,doofass,dumfuck,shithead...once one always one. He is a swimmer, and he preferably lives in florida, although that is not required. to be a michael whitehead, you must
1.] PMS like a bitch. even though you are a hot man.
2.] treat the girl you secretly like but would never admit it like shitt.
3.] be incredibly hot, but previously fat.
4.] come off as a nice guy, when you are really a conniving dickface.
5.] break the only girl to ever probably truly understand you's heart.
6.] be a really skilled swimmer and sailer.
7.] be a liar. and have no balls when it comes to doing stuff about girls.
and lastly, always be a dick. if you are not a dick, then you are not michael whitehead. he is the john tucker of florida. if you see a michael whitehead, don't run. don't call molesters anonymous. instead, flirt. shamelessly. and then break his heart. you will be glad you did ;] he is one that does not let go easily, so make sure he's hooked.
little girl: Hey Mommy, it's michael whitehead!
mom: OH SHIIITTT. run.
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Teenage girl: Hey babe wink wink
Michael Whitehead: Hey hot stuff.
Teenage girl : thinking I'll make him wish he were deaddd. (:
mom: OH SHIIITTT. run.
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Teenage girl: Hey babe wink wink
Michael Whitehead: Hey hot stuff.
Teenage girl : thinking I'll make him wish he were deaddd. (:
Michael Whitehead by Jamie Flinte August 24, 2008