feather whistling

Feather whistling is when a stripper farts on you during a lap dance.

The stripper was kind of hot, but she kept feather whistling on me and it kind of killed the mood.

by Sarah Bellum & The Neurologist February 16, 2009

Harry Whittington

A 78 year old lawyer from Texas who was shot by Vice President Dick Cheney on February 11, 2006 while the two were out hunting for quail.

Harry Whittington is living proof that Dick Cheney is a hunting accident waiting to happen, and that Cheney has no idea what hunter safety is all about.

by jesster79 February 24, 2006

Dry Whisking

Verb: a type of genital stimulation for sexual pleasure using an electronically powered or handheld kitchen mixer.

While seemingly brutal for first time adventurers, dry whisking can be intensely pleasurable for experienced participants. The varying speeds and oscillations of a household counter top mixer provide varying degrees of intensity and rhythms to please even the most discerning genitals.

Corrine: Wow, Sully, I can't believe you bought me this kitchen mixer!

Sully: Yeah, I figured we could try some new things! No more lumpy pancakes or cookies and I can try dry whisking for a bit when you go out of town!

by Dr. Vysick Risling MD August 4, 2016

Whistling

1. v. To make a clear musical sound, a series of such sounds, or a high-pitched, warbling sound by the forcible expulsion of the breath through a small opening formed by contracting the lips, or through the teeth, with the aid of the tongue. (dictionary.com)

a.k.a Something that is fun to do by yourself to entertain yourself, but annoys anyone else nearby.

Joe: "Let's not sit over there, that guy is whistling and it's really annoying"

by Ubersquirell August 20, 2008

Exciting Whiting

A sarcastic nickname for Whiting, Indiana. It has to do with the non-stop cruising on 119th Street that was commonplace in the 1970s.

Let's go to Exciting Whiting.

by Joe Iron August 13, 2007

whistling diarrhea

1. Ask Marie
2. When 'Ass Splatter' turns into a day off *Kelly had nothing to do with it.

"Hey it's Marie, I was 'splatter assing it' earlier but now it's turned into straight 'Whistling Diarrhea!!!'"

by Trap Dandy June 1, 2019

Whistling Shits

When the diarrhea shoots out of you so fast that your asshole makes a whistling sound.

I had some bad clams and they gave me the whistling shits.

by Wileorn January 18, 2022