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White Man Shuffle

Unadventurous dancing where the protagonist steps to the left and then to the right in time, or out of time to the music.

Often done by white males at weddings, discos, and office Christmas parties.
Anthony: Shit, I didn't know Ian could dance!?!

Nigel: That ain't dancing'. He's doin' the White Man Shuffle.

Anthony: What a cunt.

White Man Boogie
by MrGorsky April 2, 2011
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white man's guilt

The feeling that a white person may have when they think about slavery or simply the past mistreatment of any minority. It is the guilt felt for their "ancestor's" enslavement of African Americans or associated past mistreatment. Often it makes white people try and make up for things that have happened in the past.
I am voting Barack Obama simply because I have white man's guilt.
by WillyWonka12340 January 16, 2009
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White Man’s Whore

A women/female of color who is attracted to primarily or only white men. Typically these women are of Latin American Descent or African American.
Damn look at Maria’s ass.
Nah bro, i heard she’s a white man’s whore and only dates white men
by Ilovedoge March 24, 2019
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White Man Rain Dance

The process of washing your car and having it rain the next day.
God damn it Chad, I washed my car yesterday and its already raining. Dude thats the white man rain dance.
by DBCdestroyers September 19, 2011
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da white man

The universal scapegoat in life for minorities and guilty whites for everything that goes wrong.
"Da white man! da white man! They tryna keep us niggas down" -- some black guy

"I's gone get me sommadat free entitlement! I's gone vote for Barry O! Yessuh! da white man ain't gon stop me now!" - Welfare Negro

" I failed da 5th grade 6 times. it must be da white man."
by Kongamuse May 28, 2015
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white-man-spicy

just hot enough to flatter the ego of a white man wanting to eat zesty food, but not spicy at all in reality
"Hey man, how was the Thai curry yesterday? "

"Bland as fuck. I told them to make it spicy but they made it white-man-spicy looking at my face. Talk about racism."
by trojaniguana February 17, 2017
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Tired White Man Blues

Form of pseudo-blues performed by a quartet or quintet of old, white men. The group usually features predictable guitar lines, fatigued saxophones, and enervated harmonicas.

One or more of the performers may be required to eat a fistful of blood thinners to last the entire set.

Practitioners of this form believe "Blues Brothers" is the best movie ever made and that Steve Winwood and Eric Clapton are the best guitar players to ever live.

This music is usually heard at an outdoor, summer family festival or a fall chili cooking contest.
Steve: Hey, remember that crappy tired white man blues band we saw at the book festival last year?
Allen: Oh yeah, with that saxophone player wearing the stupid Blind Faith t-shirt.
Steve: Remember they had to stop half-way through "I'm a Soul Man" because somebody charged the stage with a revolver?
Allen: Right, I think a couple of event volunteers hung themselves after that set.
Steve: Good times, good times.
by LegendOutlaw December 6, 2009
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