Carl Wheezer

God's most powerful being

"Oh Carl Wheezer," "Carl Wheezer christ!"

by Sirkenneth of thirds August 2, 2022

Wheezer

My lover :>

Me love you long time "Birdy"

by Birdy March 8, 2004

fuck wheezer

An obnoxious fuck of a person who wheezes in quiet places, such as a library or a morgue

The fuck wheezer is back and is interrupting my studies

by Laurence Fuddlebottom April 15, 2013

chuck a brown wheezer

to fart; to be flatulent; to contribute to the low-atmostpheric supply of methane and, to lesser extents, hydrogen by expelling said gases through one's anus (usually in mixed company)

My grandma used to chuck a brown wheezer every time she got really nervous.

by Matt Turner October 1, 2006

Cheezer Wheezer

Off off off brand of Cheese Puffs

Man in jail says to celly order me some Cheezer Wheezers on commissary Nigga.

by KLMAIR June 10, 2025

Wheezer Kid

1. A kid, who undoubtedly listens to Wheezer, and also is on a field trip, on a bus, on the way to the asshole.

2. A kid who sits on the ground and yells "I don't care! I don't care!" for a half hour.

Well one time I was playing Halo 2 and talking a bunch of crap and suddenly I found myself on a bus, on the way to the asshole, and I'm like "Hey! I'm a Wheezer Kid!"

by Raj O Mac October 28, 2007

wheezer

In most cases, an individual with bad asthma. The connotation is seen in more of a negative light, especially among those who have the disease.

Amog: "Hey, wheezer!"
Us: "What?"
Sugoma: "What's with these homies, dissin' my girl?"
Amog: "What Sugoma said."
Us: *coughs in wheezer in attempt to laugh at Sugoma's terrible singing*
Sugoma: "WHEEZER!"
Us: *cries in Us*

by vibequil June 22, 2022