wheezer pleaser

The wheezer pleaser is were in the middle of sex you tell a funny joke to get your partner wheezing while you thrust into them.

Girl we were having sex and he did the wheezer pleaser on me

by Apple milk with apple milf September 29, 2020

Wheezer

My lover :>

Me love you long time "Birdy"

by Birdy March 08, 2004

fuck wheezer

An obnoxious fuck of a person who wheezes in quiet places, such as a library or a morgue

The fuck wheezer is back and is interrupting my studies

by Laurence Fuddlebottom April 16, 2013

chuck a brown wheezer

to fart; to be flatulent; to contribute to the low-atmostpheric supply of methane and, to lesser extents, hydrogen by expelling said gases through one's anus (usually in mixed company)

My grandma used to chuck a brown wheezer every time she got really nervous.

by Matt Turner October 01, 2006

Wheezer Kid

1. A kid, who undoubtedly listens to Wheezer, and also is on a field trip, on a bus, on the way to the asshole.

2. A kid who sits on the ground and yells "I don't care! I don't care!" for a half hour.

Well one time I was playing Halo 2 and talking a bunch of crap and suddenly I found myself on a bus, on the way to the asshole, and I'm like "Hey! I'm a Wheezer Kid!"

by Raj O Mac October 12, 2007

Cheezer Wheezer

Off off off brand of Cheese Puffs

Man in jail says to celly order me some Cheezer Wheezers on commissary Nigga.

by KLMAIR June 11, 2025

greasing wheezer

"Greasing Wheezer" is the act of male masturbation with the use of a lubricant such as lotion or oil and plenty of porn ;. Get that nut.

Tim's girlfriend denied him access to her vagina, therefore he ended up greasing wheezer.

by Penelope Muffinbutt July 23, 2010