whaleness

The state of delusion of morbidly obese females who believe they are actually healthy and cute.

The media has gone nuts with the love fest for Lizzo. Clearly some feminist is pushing whaleness philosophy.

by glorialindquist February 14, 2020

Waylen

A sexy, sexy middle name

That sexy, sexy person has a sexy, sexy middle name, Waylen.

by OSW January 10, 2012

whalenets

Fishnets for morbidly obese people.

Hey, look, Roseanne's wearing whalenets! RUN AWAY!!!!!!

by Jurobei June 15, 2007

whalenika

A term used to describe someone of a vast stature, on the borderline of clinical obesity.

They don’t eat up their verse, music videos, performances, charts etc. They only eat up the bread they steal from Red Lobster.

Kenny: Hey check Whalenika over there

Meek: That’s your wife bro…

by bossnigga69 July 1, 2021

Whalen

(V.) To cock block a friend at a social gathering, when that friend has a chance of getting it in

Jack: How was the Dance, kid?
Joe: "Dude, was grinding this bidd, when i got completely whalened by a drunk guy humping me."

by Brontifex Maximus August 26, 2010

waylen

waylen- or waylonie. honestly one of the best guys to ever exist. he literally makes ur heart melt with the stupid things he says or does. he’s a charmer but knows how to impress a girl. he’s “goofy” but he’s just being himself around you. you don’t ever wanna lose him if you get him.

i love you waylen. 💗

by somegirlmadlyinlove November 21, 2021

Ben Whalen

Simp. A person who has been caught lackin’.
Vibe check.

Ben Whalen is a simp.

by breadbaker69 January 6, 2020