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Whiteness

A set of cultural values that emphasizes meritocracy, punctuality, education, strong work ethic, and individualism.
I got fired for being late. Damn opressive whiteness
by Oerwinde June 30, 2018
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Multiracial Whiteness

1. Multiracial Whiteness is defined as a Newspeak word used to spread hate and divide people by insinuating that “Whiteness” is a negative connotation and liberally applying it to anyone that disagrees with certain cultural aspects.
2. A made up word to attack people who don’t think Western Culture.
3. A derisive word used by Fascists and Authoritarians, especially by those in the media, to control the minds of the sheeple.
1. He isn’t white and supports Western Culture, he suffers from “Multiracial Whiteness”.
2. The “non-white” man has Multiracial Whiteness because he supports Western culture.
3. “This just in, Rodriguez suffers from ‘Multiracial Whiteness’ because he supports Western Culture.”
4. A: “B, you are defined by Multiracial Whiteness.”
B: “A, you are ignorant and a bigot for using that term.”
by TuGunJr January 19, 2021
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Whiteness

A racist term that defines family structures and organsied systems as only coming from caucasian cultures yet many cultures around the world share these values. For example being racist against asian cultures as the have had these values since before meeting caucasians liberal democracy.

A term taking away credit for systems created from other older cultures and crediting them to only white people
Quote Proffessor Priymavada Gopal: "white lives don't matter, as white lives" "Abolish whiteness" Cambridge University
by Liberalist85 July 16, 2020
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the whackness effect

(n): the state of mind during/after 24hrs of red bull ritalin and cigarettes.
1)Once upon a time...
Carolyn: I was tweaking out so hard last night
SnakeTip: Why?
President Bill Clinton: I did not do DMT and have sexual relations with that woman!

(pause)
President Bill Clinton again: Yo yo Tip!
SnakeTip: Wow, yeah man (pause) wow

Carolyn: Yeah I was there too man yesterday, after that much red bull ritalin and cigarettes...the whackness effect took hold.

the symptoms of the effect include totally fucking tweaking out!

2) (n): of Latin effecti whacknium

Tipus de Snakus: Effecti whacknium me faceat tweaka

(trans) Snack Tip: The whackness effect made me tweak the fuck out!

3) (v):

President Bill Clinton: I whackness effected it so hard last night, my sheets are now purple.
by DavidAllenStern June 3, 2011
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whiteness

1. a word in which a white american uses to describe a personal emotionally bonding experience that involves a sociological and economical identity, pertaining only to white americans, that is associated with modern society.

2. a socio-economical identity pertaining only to white americans.
Wildorf thought deeply about his whiteness as a modern white american.
by .bad. robot September 15, 2013
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Whiteness Relocation Program

When white people move in to a historically minority populated neighborhood. A synonym for gentrification.
"It looks like the Whiteness Relocation Program is sending more people here!"
by King_George_3rd September 25, 2015
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whiteness

1. A white person who is highly respected in a circle of colored or mixed group of friends/people.

2. Coke dealer with very good stuff.
"Yo wussup Whiteness.. long time no see dust your shoulders off playa"

"Hey Whiteness, u gonna hook up the 8ball or what"
by Strait_Ryda January 3, 2005
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