Paul Wetzel

The father of honey boo boo

Ewww it fucking stinks aka Paul Wetzel

by Bill Kelly January 17, 2025

Wetzel

A thick and relieving poop that resembles an unbraided soft pretzel.

My poop was so full and long and curvy, I thought I needed to call Auntie Anne, but it was just an unbraided soft pretzel, a Wetzel (Salt optional).

by anonymous April 24, 2022

The Wetzel

Noun

To take a soft, salted pretzel- pour water on it, and then stick it to your genitalia. Then your sexual partner eats the wet pretzel.

Beau gave MY wife the wetzel last night! She orgasm-ed for the first time as I watched (wearing a beret).

by JohJohnsderRickysBrother August 15, 2019

Wetzels Pretzels

A pretzel shop in Kissimmee where you can confidently send your GF without worrying about her being impaled

Lasting: Yo nade why u so upset
Nadexe: My girl got her hairy ass fucked at Wetzels Pretzels

by NadexeyBoa September 14, 2022

Wetzels Crossaint

A male crosses his legs and shits down his mates throat, like a pretzel while the mate is shoving a crossaint up their Anus.

Damn man, me and Rebecca tried the Wetzels Crossaint last night.

by Jeebus1217 November 1, 2020

avery wetzel

describes a very sweet and bitter person. They often act like a grandma and feel as though the earth is their playground. Hell is heaven on earth, and they are god's angel babes. These are great people and love to have seggsy time all the time.

How that girl is an avery wetzel!

by ppbooty669 June 1, 2021

Andrew Wetzel

A goofy guy who is very weird and has no friends

Wow i really don't like him he is like andrew wetzel

by andrewsawin421 May 16, 2023