to pee on someone's bed. To shotgun a four loko. To live in Hudson hall and be ghetto. To play with your dick and a lamb/goat a lot.... i mean a hella lot. Rambunctious but a good person at heart.
by urbanman134 April 10, 2017
Get the Wetzelmug. by andrewsawin421 May 16, 2023
Get the Andrew Wetzelmug. describes a very sweet and bitter person. They often act like a grandma and feel as though the earth is their playground. Hell is heaven on earth, and they are god's angel babes. These are great people and love to have seggsy time all the time.
by ppbooty669 June 1, 2021
Get the avery wetzelmug. Noun
To take a soft, salted pretzel- pour water on it, and then stick it to your genitalia. Then your sexual partner eats the wet pretzel.
To take a soft, salted pretzel- pour water on it, and then stick it to your genitalia. Then your sexual partner eats the wet pretzel.
Beau gave MY wife the wetzel last night! She orgasm-ed for the first time as I watched (wearing a beret).
by JohJohnsderRickysBrother August 15, 2019
Get the The Wetzelmug. A male crosses his legs and shits down his mates throat, like a pretzel while the mate is shoving a crossaint up their Anus.
by Jeebus1217 November 1, 2020
Get the Wetzels Crossaintmug. by Bill Kelly January 17, 2025
Get the Paul Wetzelmug. My poop was so full and long and curvy, I thought I needed to call Auntie Anne, but it was just an unbraided soft pretzel, a Wetzel (Salt optional).
by anonymous April 24, 2022
Get the Wetzelmug.