Wetsuit Wanker

A kook from the Inland Empire who tans in a wetsuit to score chicks

I caught Johnny sprawled out in his wetsuit in the backyard yesterday, what a wetsuit wanker.

by Hang Eleven December 20, 2020

liquid wetsuit

Surfing the morning after a few too many drinks!

Yeah... i was wearing my liquid wetsuit this morning

by Dave the donut May 30, 2008

Walking Wetsuits

Just your typical sweaty shiny nigger.

“Oh what’s that smell” turns around to see a bunch of niggers. “Ah fucking Bunch of Walking Wetsuits”

by Dance-N JiggaBoo August 06, 2024

arkansas wetsuit

jeans and t-shirt swimwear combo worn by midwesterners, hill billies, white trash and other low-rent tourists at the beach.

Look at those stupid low rent tourists in their arkansas wetsuits. Wonder if they are staying warm

by Squats Mohammed March 22, 2011

Pennsylvania Wetsuit

1. A term used by lifeguards and locals of Ocean City, MD referring to a specific type of attire worn by some individuals, usually from Pennsylvania, for swimming or wading in water. Despite its unconventional nature for aquatic activities, this outfit is worn unironically.
Composition:
• Flannel button-down shirt
• Jeans
• Tube socks
2. The term often arises in rescue scenarios, where lifeguards note the impracticality and potential danger of such attire in water.

*In Semaphore* Keep an eye on that fucker in the Pennsylvania Wetsuit, they clearly don’t know how to swim.

by stickyghoul March 09, 2024