The act of an older persons using there gums to gnaw on a peice of licorice and using hence candy as a weapon to deal great discomfort.
Kids: *being rambunctious*
Old man: you turds better cut it out before I have to come over there and give you a wet noodle!
Kids: shut up you kook
Old man proceeds to reach into bag of red vines
Old man: you turds better cut it out before I have to come over there and give you a wet noodle!
Kids: shut up you kook
Old man proceeds to reach into bag of red vines
by Dr.cradle April 02, 2018
Malina concluded she had wet noodle syndrome when she could not explain why she cried by herself in the bathroom for 2 hours at last night's party, ruining the night for her and everyone around her.
by sulligas January 01, 2012
When a guy wraps noodles around his dick, puts a condom on and fucks the woman till he comes. He then removes the condom, slaps her with the wet noodles and then feeds them to her.
by Naminggame January 19, 2014
by P. B. Flloyd December 05, 2018
Ever since their surgeries Lyle and Sebastian haven't been able to achieve full penetration, and instead resort to Wet Noodle Ping-Pong. They say it works for them.
by GetItRightGetItTight June 17, 2011
by Frisko316 May 25, 2003
This phrase means to think some one is crazy, stupid, or just plain ignorant.
In other words--FUCK OFF.
In other words--FUCK OFF.
by Buttermilk April 07, 2005