Wet Noodle

A person, who during inter course develops a flaccid penis
(1) if in the process of losing their vigninity - the wet noodle voids the accomplishment- YOU ARE STILL A VIRGIN

“Yo, does it count if I got a wet noodle?”
“No Lennon you stupid, wet noodles don’t count”

by Makeherwoof January 2, 2019

Wet Noodle

A wet noodle is taking a hit of weed, followed by a shot of hard liquer and a full beer before exhaling.

- Let's do some wet noodles and get fucked up.
- Fa shizzle, you freak bitch.

by danmaftei November 24, 2006

bent like a wet noodle

This phrase means to think some one is crazy, stupid, or just plain ignorant.
In other words--FUCK OFF.

Let me drive.
Bitch, you got me bent like a wet noodle!!

by Buttermilk April 6, 2005

Wet Noodle Nut

Ejaculating without an erection

I was jerking it and I couldn't get a boner but I pounded out a wet noodle nut anyway

by P. B. Flloyd December 4, 2018

Wet Noodle

when a man (and/or) women's penis cannot get errect, do to the consumption of alcoholic beverage.

The man (and/or) women's "wet noodle" caused him to not "get there" while engaging in common intercourse with they're loved one's.

by Bryce Hansem December 29, 2016

A wet noodle

A wet noodle is your dogs penis after you suck them off

My dog has a wet noodle under that dog foreskin

by Ni5let #42069 December 10, 2018

Wet noodle

The act of an older persons using there gums to gnaw on a peice of licorice and using hence candy as a weapon to deal great discomfort.

Kids: *being rambunctious*
Old man: you turds better cut it out before I have to come over there and give you a wet noodle!
Kids: shut up you kook
Old man proceeds to reach into bag of red vines

by Dr.cradle May 19, 2018