Wet Fart 

A mate that always says they will be somewhere, then doesn't show up.

My mate Jarrad said he was coming. He's always such a wet fart.

Wet Fart by Wiltpig July 25, 2016

wet fart 

a fart that is wet and that shaun mason gets alot because it reduces friction between your anaus and the other persons privates

wet fart by Anonymous November 3, 2003

wet fart 

When u take a ballon and wet it then blow it up and walk up to your sleeping friend and release the wet air. Then tell him it was a wet fart

i realeased a wet fart on him

wet fart by dog chain April 3, 2005

Wet fart 

Boring, Dead person, who has no banter

Jastina is a wet fart

Wet fart by AnonDeci July 17, 2018

Wet Fart 

A fart that was released while showering giving a kind of wet sensation in your butt

You: My butt felt really weird and warm after I farted.
Friend: you must have had a wet fart

Wet Fart by Webslice October 21, 2020

Wet Fart 

When you think you're gonna fart, but you end up 'farting' out massive amounts of diarrhea.

Oh Dude! Dave had a MASSIVE wet fart at the party yesterday! It got all over the floor!

Wet Fart by Claustrophobic Teletubbie January 14, 2021

wet-fart

A fart possesing the same physical properties of a regular fart with an abundance of moisture (usually sweat). This results in a more audibly defined crackling sound as opposed to the muffled rumblings of the common rip. May sound like a shart, however wet-farts do not include a follow thru.

Tom: "gross man, did you just shart?"
Jerry: "relax, it was just a wet-fart."
Tom: "oh. pass the funions."

wet-fart by Derek R. August 8, 2006