Menopause wet dream 

When a mature woman wakes in the middle of the night moist, with a quicken heart beat and a feeling of utter sexual satisfaction. All the while her hands are nowhere near her sweet spot.

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Betty recognized the positive side of menopause when she awoke from her erotic dream, wet with a quickened pulse, a feeling of utter joy and completely alone following her MWD (menopause wet dream)

Menopause wet dream by Badnancie September 25, 2014

Hitler's wet dream 

Tall and handsome blond-haired, blue-eyed man.

"Check out Hitler's wet dream over there and the Italian Stallion standing next to him."

Hitler's wet dream by AbnormalBoy May 17, 2004

Kansas City wet dream 

The act of eating bbq for lunch and spend the rest of the day drinking and watching sports.

Dave - "How was your weekend?"

Matt - "Great... Had a Kansas City wet dream on Saturday."

Kansas City wet dream by mjm76 April 1, 2011

Carpenter's Wet Dream 

A woman with small breasts and loose morals.

Suzie is a "Carpenter's Wet Dream". She's flat as a board and easy to nail.

Carpenter's Wet Dream by The Original Big Daddy G April 28, 2009

Wet Dream Team 

The top 5 girls in the world that you want to have sex with.

My wet dream team consists of Olivia Munn, Natalie Portman, Paula Patton, Jennifer Lawrence, and Kate Upton.

Wet Dream Team by TheMJofpuns November 12, 2013

Wet Dream Surrogate 

A prank by which an unsuspecting passed-out male is subjected to another male's ejaculate being emptied into his pants while asleep. If the prank is successful the Wet Dream Surrogate will awake to find the mess and believe it to be of his own making.

Did you hear? Bobby passed out at the party on the weekend and became a Wet Dream Surrogate.

Wet Dream Surrogate by King and Queen Gaper September 22, 2017

Wet Dream

Refered to males, usualy in their early teens. A wet dream is when a boy is sleeping and then suddenly wakes up to find that his erected dick is pumping out hot sticky man juice all over his boxers, or if he sleeps naked, all over his pubes, stomach and chest. Although sometimes pleasant, wet dreams are mostly annoying for boys as they are too shocked and confused to really enjoy the ejaculation, and it is a bitch to clean up in the morning.

Masturbation usually helps prevent wet dreams and Fap Shortscan be worn if wet dreams persist.

On school camp, when I was sleeping in a dorm with my friends, I had a dream that my penis was very itchy and tense. I awoke early that morning to find my penis was throbbing stiff and was pumping semen out with each convulsion. The wet dream seemed to last forever and my boxers were filled with hot, sticky juice, dripping into my pubes and oozing down my inner thighs. My come was everywhere. At that moment our teacher came in to wake us up for our morning hike.

Since it was only a 1 night stay I had decided to only bring 1 set of underwear, the one I splurged my load in. Having no time to even clean myself up, I spent the 1 hour hike feeling my man juice slowly ooze out of my squichy boxers and down my legs. I smelt like jizz the whole day.

Wet Dream by Callum69 May 16, 2009