wesseler

Wesseler, also known as the drunk stranger. Pleasuring yourself in the shower after some hand numbing, causing you to slip and fall, and vomit all over yourself.

I Wesselered myself last night, almost had to go to the hospital.

by Ben765 July 20, 2016

Wessex

A friend which will only be pleased when you purchase him Garfield kart

Damn my gf left me and killed my parents

Wessex:Ok
Buy me Garfield kart

by JBig J April 26, 2022

wissem

a thug who is very funny and enjoys living the life

whats up my wissem?

by urbandude786 February 26, 2011

wessenhemenbobbin

A word uttered by a stoner when in a trance, and at a loss of words. Often provokes uncontrollable laughter.

(silence for 5 minutes)...wessenhemenbobbin....(laughing for 5 minutes)

by Mike Taylor February 2, 2004

jack wessel

A threat to society

That man Jack Wessel is a threat!

by What?!wow February 17, 2022

Wessed up

When something is broken on your vehicle and you improve the repair. It has been re-engineered by a mythical genius to never break again. Everything around it will actually become stronger. It has something to do with the magical fingers of the mechanic who fixes such problems. The person who can "Wessed up" repairs holds the key to the center of the time and space continuum.

"Yep, Your damn frame is rotted and your bumper is dragging the ground. Everytime we put oil in, it leaks all down the damn road. I mean Wes has some time to wave the harry potter wand at your Piece of shit and we'll get ya Wessed up and running again.

by Master_0F_ThE_OBViouS September 27, 2017

wassem

That nigha that thinks he's cool but gets no bitches

That dude is a wassem

by TrapLordGod January 15, 2016