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wenus

the skin on your elbow
John has really long wenus.
by Zach R. June 22, 2003
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wellu

"Well you" (shortly just "wu") - a misspelling meaning good job, good one, nice one...etc. - meant either in honest or in ironical way as a spontaneous reaction on someone's action.

Originally coming from czech language's misspeling phrase "dobře ty" (dobře - well, ty - you) widely used amongst teenagers, but lately also spreading within wide public and also greatly deprecated by linguists and word-splitters.

It was originally meant to be just a positive would-be funny phrase, but subsequently became a sort of parasitic "lol-phrase" commenting someone's action or status without the one's instigation and either as a mean of honest praise, exaggeration (e.g. on someone's trivial success) or just "loling" on someone's failure or embarrassing event.
It can be occasionaly combined with a raised forefinger pointing to the person while saying it"

Many people also start using it in a joke as parody on the phrase itself as a kind of their defiance of it, but subsequently tend to use it excessivly as parasitic phrase.

Finally, 3rd or even 1st person mutations are also used with the same meaning.
e.g. - well he, well they, well me
"I finally managed to fix the problem." - "wellu";

one scores at a game - "WELLU!" *pointing forefinger* (could be a way of exaggeration);

"Unfortunately, I won't come tonight" - "wellu..." (expressing one's disapointment; fed-upness becase of someone's last minute cancel of appointment);

"ehm, i don't have the money yet...sorry" - "wellu" (expressing something like "wat?...hmmm...perfect...i was already counting with it..." when one has run out of words, don't know what to say in a pure surprise or it would be too long or worthless to say anything);

"She suddenly suprised me in underwear" - "wellu :D"

"I smashed my bike yesterday" - "lol...wellu"

one steps into a poo - "wellu"
by MAFATOR August 9, 2010
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wenus

acronym for Weekly Estimated Net Usage System, as seen in the show FRIENDS. Do not be confused with the post that says it is Statistics instead of System, because it is definitely SYSTEM.
I just don't want to be one of those guys that's in his office until twelve o'clock at night worrying about the WENUS.
by FRIENDSlover July 28, 2009
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wenxuan

OMG, he is such a Wenxuan!
by blackout.my August 15, 2017
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wenus

stands for Weekly Estimated Net Usage System.
it is what chandler bing used to stay up worrying about
chandler: i'm looking at the wenus and im not happy!
secretary nicolle henrion: i'm so sorry sir...
chandler: its too late for sorry you're fired
unemployed nicolle henrion: i should have listened to adam...
by booya_nicolle September 29, 2011
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Much Wenlock

Small market town in the county of Shropshire, England. Actually has shops, unlike most of the surrounding villages, but to be honest you'd rather go to Shrewsbury, Telford or Bridgnorth (nearby towns) if you actually want anything other than a loaf of bread or some sausages. Mainly populated by the elderly and sub-humans (chavs).

There is a local primary school, and a secondary school named William Brookes School, after the most famous Wenlockian that nobody else has ever heard of. Most people who go to the school would rather be doing drugs than learning. Many do so anyway. The school was rebuilt in 2009/10, though it didn't really deserve it.

If you cared you would be on Wikipedia, let's face it. Anyway, basically Dr. William Penny Brookes started the Wenlock Olympics in the Victorian era, and continues today. It inspired the French guy who's name I cannot be bothered to look up (but sounds something like Pierre de Coobertan) to start the modern Olympics in some year or other. One of the two Olympic mascots for London 2012 (Wenlock & Mandeville) is named after the town, although the Olympic committee decided not to take the torch there, but instead skirt round, apparently avoiding it instead. Seriously though, that's a little retarded.

Many people living there have lived there all their lives, and so have their parents. There are people there who are their own cousins. We're talking extra toes here. I've seen them.
Person one: Have you been to Much Wenlock?
Person two: Yes, I almost drowned in pensioners. Then I got assaulted by some yoofs.
Person one: Bloody Hell! I'm not bally well going near the place!
Person two: Good day!
Person one: Good day to you sir!
by Benyaminx July 5, 2011
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wenguman

An extremely foolish hero, capable of doing close to nothing
Guy 1: It's a bird
Guy 2: It's a plane!
Guy 3: Nope, it's just wenguman ):
by Wenku December 12, 2012
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