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Boner Wedgie 

When your boner is so hardcore that it stretches your underwear taut, delving right into your crack.
My Boner Wedgie has been hounding me for hours.
Boner Wedgie by House Vista January 29, 2009

Weenie Wedgie Man

A game invented in the Mid-90s by two brothers.

The game goes as followed:
-Both participants have to be in their underwear
-One participant then wraps themselves inside a blanket as tightly as they can
-The other participant then has to, by any means necessary, get them out of the blankets to give them a wedgie
Andre- “Yo Caesar I’m bored bro”
Caesar- “Wanna play Weenie Wedgie Man?”
Andre- “Fuck yea”

Wedgie Asker 

A Wedgie Asker is someone that has their underwear exposed when they don't know and could really use a wedgie.
"My girlfriend is such a wedgie asker."
Wedgie Asker by taskbar December 21, 2005

wenger out 

A summary of Arsenal's performance at the business end of a season, usually said over at the Emirates and Arsenal fan TV
''Where's the character fam? Where was Giroud ? Where was the defence? The old man has no answer to this. Wenger Out!
wenger out by Spoderman275 March 3, 2017
A wedgie is the condition when someones underwear gets stuck up their ass naturally, or by someone pulling it up there. Wedgies are done usually to nerds who wear tighty whities. However it can be done to people who wear boxers to, and of all ages. Wedgies are done as an act of dominance, to torture somone, for sibling rivalry, or just friends messing around.
When I was younger I used to wear tighty whities. Supposedly, because of this my brother would wedgie me all the time. I think it was just because he was being a jackass. I have proof to since now I wear boxers, and he still gives me wedgies all the time. One time he had his friend over, when I was about 12, and he was about 15. I was laying down on my bed watching tv, when my brother walked into my room. I was immediately suspicious. He walked over, and jumped onto me before I hardly had time to move. He was pinning me to the bed, when his friend came into the room. He screamed, "Hold him down!" So now his friend was pinning me down as he reached down my pants and grabbed the waist band of my tighty whities. He yanked them upwards with both hands. His friend laughed, saying "Your brother still wears tighty whities," mockingly. My brother replied, "Yep, my goal is to rip them all." He continued to yand away while I was screaming in pain. Finally they were about half way up my back when my leg holes started to show and he yanked at those. I could hear my underwear starting to tear as he yanked more violently. My underwear was at the back of my head, when my brother thought of a different idea. He had his friend let go and lifted me up by my underwear hanging me up on a hook that was in my room. he tied my hands and feet together with some rope and they left me there. I hung for 20 minutes before it finally broke, and I was still tied up for a while with underwear jammed up my ass.
wedgie by average joe the 53rd March 7, 2008

Hanging Wedgie 

When someone is hanged from their underwear.

I am a girl and was a huge victim to wedgies.

And this is a true story.

I was in school one day wearing My Little Pony panties. And someone saw my panties sticking out from my shorts. Her and her friend stripped me while one covered my mouth with tape. They tied up my hands and then they hooked my panties onto the flagpole. Everyone was laughing and taking pictures of me in my bra and panties. I was embarrassed and then I ended up peeing myself. At the end of the day I thought they would let me down but they left me in my hanging wedgie and my panties were stretched and soaked. I stayed up there for an entire day until my parents found me.
I have no example of a hanging wedgie.
Hanging Wedgie by WedgiedGirl November 6, 2018