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A wedgie is the condition when someones underwear gets stuck up their ass naturally, or by someone pulling it up there. Wedgies are done usually to nerds who wear tighty whities. However it can be done to people who wear boxers to, and of all ages. Wedgies are done as an act of dominance, to torture somone, for sibling rivalry, or just friends messing around.
When I was younger I used to wear tighty whities. Supposedly, because of this my brother would wedgie me all the time. I think it was just because he was being a jackass. I have proof to since now I wear boxers, and he still gives me wedgies all the time. One time he had his friend over, when I was about 12, and he was about 15. I was laying down on my bed watching tv, when my brother walked into my room. I was immediately suspicious. He walked over, and jumped onto me before I hardly had time to move. He was pinning me to the bed, when his friend came into the room. He screamed, "Hold him down!" So now his friend was pinning me down as he reached down my pants and grabbed the waist band of my tighty whities. He yanked them upwards with both hands. His friend laughed, saying "Your brother still wears tighty whities," mockingly. My brother replied, "Yep, my goal is to rip them all." He continued to yand away while I was screaming in pain. Finally they were about half way up my back when my leg holes started to show and he yanked at those. I could hear my underwear starting to tear as he yanked more violently. My underwear was at the back of my head, when my brother thought of a different idea. He had his friend let go and lifted me up by my underwear hanging me up on a hook that was in my room. he tied my hands and feet together with some rope and they left me there. I hung for 20 minutes before it finally broke, and I was still tied up for a while with underwear jammed up my ass.
by average joe the 53rd March 8, 2008
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