"after she talked about her problematic incest loving loser of a husband/boyfriend/baby's daddy for 10 friggin hours, I got tired and called her a stupid wenched bitch"

"you're wenched.deal with it and take care of your didnt asked to be here friggin kids you stupid fuckin slut wannabe""get a LIBRARY card, educate yourself with USEFUL material,and stop being such a fried fake and baked" cried LaLa in utter DISGUST

wenched by accidental creation March 8, 2008

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Elf Wenches

Used to summarize the feeling or situation of experiencing the paragon of something that causes every subsequent type of that thing to be worse by comparison

Taken from the Rocko's Modern Life quote overheard in the comic book store, "You'll never be satisfied with a mortal woman, because the elf wenches are SO beautiful, you'll spend the rest of your life searching for that same beauty again. Yes."

Person 1: Dude, ever since we moved away from San Diego, all this mexican food is shitty as hell

Person 2: Elf wenches, dude.

Elf Wenches by mcgangbang541 September 8, 2010

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Slug wenker

A person who wenks off in public restrooms slowly, while everyone else waits outside plugging or hold their apingals in discomfort.

There's a slug wenker in the head and I got a turtle peeping out.

Slug wenker by Vince Garcia June 11, 2006

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Bubba Wenke

he is a douche, fag and likes little boys more than joe hosmer

bubba wants little bill

Bubba Wenke by Josif p. hosmer March 25, 2003

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