welly top

a loose vagina. bucket fanny

it was like shagging a welly top!

by Schmee June 25, 2004

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You don't type qaz in qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, so you type wertyuiopsdfghjklxcvbnm and then wertyuiopsdfghjklxcvbnmqaz.

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by Random Words & Definitions January 20, 2021

Seagulls Welly

Condoms that often get washed out to sea mainly from sewage works that sometimes get caught on the hook when seafishing .

"Just caught a seagulls welly "

by Mackerel Man June 18, 2020

weltanschlauung

weltanschlauung  velt-ahn-shlou-oong

–noun

The penis's often extravagantly articulated comprehensive view or image of the universe as little more than a stage for acquisition of vaginal vector.

If arguably a bit cock-eyed, my teenage weltanschlauung often had me comfortably ensconced in nubile trim.

by Mo Dixley February 16, 2010

Mushroom Welt

(See Cocksmack) The welt left by the head of a circumsized cock after a bitch gets out of line when giving you head and needs to get smacked upside her head.

Oh man, it's turns out that bitch was a biter and I had to leave her with a vicious mushroom welt!

by Joe Cool February 5, 2004

penis welt

When your pp go *bruh sound effect 2*

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by Bisepic February 27, 2019

Wetty Fap

When you're masturbating and you climax into the left eye of the reciever and yell "SQUAAA!"

My girlfriend walked in on me jerkin' it last night. I bet she wasn't expecting me to be mid-fap, and turn it into a wetty fap!

by Mike the Fike... March 22, 2020