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Wally's whispers

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A politically correct alternative to Chinese whispers, particularly suitable for the modern workplace where miscommunication is caused by middle management idiots not understanding anything but still desperate to impress, rather than by language difficulties.
Programmer to middle manager: We need to deploy X because A happened. Please ask the client before we proceed.
Middle manager to client: we deployed X so now B is supported
Programmer (on reading the minutes): ugh, Wally's whispers strikes again
by finbar007 May 22, 2023
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Wally's

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A casual reference to a Wal-Mart store. Used by those who frequently shop at the store mostly in text messages. Derived using the Australian English slang method of shortening a word to two syllables and adding 's' to the end.
Texting: "Stopping at Wally's 4 some milk. U need anything else?"
by Urbanodialectician January 24, 2015
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Willy's Anus

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Jim Thorpe was the forst man to plot out a map of Willy's Anus but Poo Poo Jimica was the first man the venture into the unknown region. This massive canyon was created by the Mississippi River. After it was mapped out the Knomes moved in by the thousands and then the millions. They now live scattered across the countryside.
"Hey Honey look what a great deal I found on Expieda. It is a 2 star hotel in Willy's Anus."
by Willy McPhilly May 17, 2006
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a fictional restaraunt invented by Matt W. of Atlanta that he supposudly calls a "tex-mex" restaraunt. He made it up while attending Jew Poo Summer camp in New Hampshire.

He's also a crazy mofo in bed.
Matt- "hey nate you wanna go to Willy's?"
Me- "matt you made that shit up at summer camp"
Matt- "NO I DIDN'T!!"
Me- "yes....yes you most certainly fucking did"
by Flava Flav's Dick December 10, 2008
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A Willy's willy is a small stick in Willy's pants. He is commonly known as lilleluren and is known for a life without pussy.
Oh no Willy's willy is lies and tosses!
by MoeyFan1 November 24, 2022
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Willy’s Shrimp Shack

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When a man convinces a drunk woman to go home with him from the bar, drives her to a random house for sale down the road, takes her inside and cuffs her wrists behind her to her ankles in a bedroom closet. He pours a beer over her then he receives intense slobbery oral sex from the woman then treats her to a creamy surprise dessert filling her mouth to complete the meal. He then uncuffs her and runs out of the house disappearing into the night as she falls asleep in the closet.
Jessie: Girl, i was so wasted last night! I woke up in a random house for sale in the closet and all i can taste is sea salt and my jaw hurts. What did i drink last night?

Janice: Oh my gosh! You seriously don’t remember that guy Chad atvthe bar taking you home with him? He must’ve gave you a Willy’s shrimp shack!
by WillyTheWankTank August 1, 2023
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When your sick with the flu and think you are being brought medicine, but your friend gives you a spoon full of mayo instead.
I was so sick last night and cory brought me a fuckin WMS (willy's mayo spoon). Classic mayo spoon
by ZanksJuul September 17, 2017
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