Welder Dave

The perfect breakfast cocktail consisting of a White Russian (vodka, Kahlua, and cream) with Cocoa Puffs. Eaten in a bowl with a spoon.

Just got off the graveyard shift, I could really go for a Welder Dave right now.

by thealcoholiccuttlefish November 22, 2018

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Welder's Gold

The act of urinating in a public urinal, and having the the urine splash back at you, resembling welder's sparks.

While Jimmy was at the bathroom, he had Welder's Gold while peeing in the urinal.

by LiscenceAgreement March 28, 2012

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Welder's Flash

While checking out a female in a low-light setting, the girl's face gets lit up by a light such as a cell phone or lighter and one realizes she is butt ugly.

Dude 1 "Hey check out that girl over there"
Dude 2 "Its too dark I cant see her face"
Girl pulls out phone and it lights up her face
Dudes 1&2 "OH SHIT WELDER'S FLASH!"

by CasasBoobies June 28, 2012

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welder's dozen

Eleven. Sometimes welders accidentally burn a finger off leaving them with only 11.

I bought a dozen doughnuts for my coworkers on my birthday, but I ate one in the car, leaving me with a welder's dozen.

by steve even October 22, 2013

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Welder Walk

To walk widely or bigly while being someone who welde

"That dude nearly knocked me over with how wide his welder walk was"

by Spunky The Meme May 30, 2019

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Dick that is attached to a man who has mastered metal fabrication and welding. This man will only last about 10 minutes before running out of breath but will deliver the most outstanding performance of his life, leaving you speechless, sore, and satisfied.

Joe: Why is your phone going off all day today?
Jim: I just gave this girl from the bar last night some welder dick
Joe: Damn well mute your phone then

by weldingstan August 8, 2022

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