weight weenie

Road Bicycle enthusiast who becomes obsessed with subtracting weight from his bicycle at all costs, including overriding safety concerns and practicality. A Weight Weenie will always replace a 100 gram component with a 99 gram component regardless of all other factors, including cost, durability, and overall design and functionality. Materials that are commonly used in the pursuit of lightness include: aluminum, carbon fiber, composites, and titanium.

Your bike weighs only 8 pounds, you must be a total Weight Weenie !

by Titanium Frame Builder November 14, 2007

lose some weight

1. Have an enormous dump
2. Generic insult to anyone overweight

1. "Right I've had my morning coffee and cigarette - I'm off to lose some weight"

2.
a: I'm big-boned and it's a gland problem
b: Fuck off and lose some weight

by Iain1977 February 29, 2008

weighted companion cube

1.) A cube in the game Portal you are given to help you with tasks.
2.) Your best friend.

1.)This weighted companion cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
2.) While it has been a faithful companion, your companion cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test. If it could talk - and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot - it would tell you to go on without it because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you.

by joe matt November 10, 2007

weiland

most versatile artist on this fucking planet

yo have you heard weilands new album named vices?

by oofteddybear67 May 19, 2022

Dead Weight

A person that is usually useless in any sort of participation or action that will affect the action at hand or make worse.

Joe was a dead weight, he never helped and just breaks anything he touches!

by ChrisOToooooons March 20, 2021

clock weights

Testicles, esp. pendulous ones

"So I kick open the door to the locker room and Fred's bent over in front of his locker, and I'm seeing his starfish and clock weights. My retinas are burning."

by Crawlover July 3, 2004

kevin weia

a retarded little kid that laughs weird

Kevin weia got bumped in the back of the had. Danny lol'd

by sfsdgsfsdf January 27, 2009