Wet Weetabix

A girl that you would recommend or eat out again

She sure is nutritious wet weetabix

by Tomay Stoves April 11, 2021

I eat weetabix

When you are giving someone a good rimming and they do a tiny constipated poo that you accidentally eat

I eat weetabix I love it when it’s good and hard

by Cereal poster April 18, 2019

I've had my weetabix

A phrase used when facing a difficult task.

Old man: Hey!

Young girls: Hey!

Old man: How about you two come back to mine?

Young girls: You sure you can handle it?

Old man: Don't worry love, I've had my weetabix.

by coolmarvin13 July 11, 2009

weetabixer

A person who consumes large amounts of weetabix

Matthew Turner is a right sweaty weetabixer

by Demonic4hire October 5, 2018

Weetabixed

Something dead

Look at that pigeon it’s pua weetabixed

by E xo June 30, 2020

you didn't eat enough weetabix

You say this to someone woh can't push a door open.

You didn't eat enough weetabixi!

by plato! October 29, 2024

Weetabix Gang

A Group of hot Beaches Shigues and Hoes who have the energy of a 1000 potatoes.They are on every party every event and belong to the high society of the teenagership.Also always drunk or high when seen on generally every occasion .Reckless,rebellious and ahead of their time setting trends since 2001.Named after a cereal because they got that milk

Wow weetabix Gang is such a motherfucking cool group I wish I could be one of them

by Mulch&lurch September 7, 2019