peeny weeny

a small penis not to be confused with chode

person1 you have a peeny weeny.
person2 fuck you man.

by nothing is here October 28, 2020

Weener Banjo

The process of taking any male human being and grabbing the shaft of his penis and pulling it up and tying it around his shoulder. If the genitalia has not ripped by this point, you proceed to take the man and turn him on his side and strum on his stretched out penis as if you would do on a banjo making very melodic and beautiful sounds.

Jeff: Man! This song is so soothing.
Mike: Of course it is, it's made using one of the most beautiful instruments on earth.
Jeff: What would that be?
Mike: The Weener Banjo, of course!

by JuicyWookie February 14, 2012

Weenerscape

the growingly popular version of the MMORPG Runescape, in which players are penises instead of people.

Guy 1: Have you seen gavin today?
guy 2: Yeah, he's playing Weenerscape

by Gayvin Lucky June 10, 2009

weenerbeetle

A act of being annoying or extremely retarded, stupid, and/or mental. Also referred to as penisbeetle.

You guys are such weenerbeetles

by chachacha14141414 July 25, 2010

weener pumper

A phrase once used by my grandpa, referring to a hotdog.

Come on now, eat your weener pumper!

by ScootyPuff Jr April 16, 2005

little weener

You have an extremely small penis.

I know this kid named Chris, but everyone calls him a scavenger and he has a little-weener.

by KMAC April 16, 2005

weenerchunk

when a guy slaps someone across the face with his cock making a distinct "SMACK" sound.

stoner 1: dude, you totally pulled a weenerchunk on that hooker earlier today.
stoner 2: pfft. she liked it.

by ginadiabolicaldelicious September 17, 2007