Weed Eater

The most randomly generated punchline to a joke.

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

"Weed eater"

by UR MOM IS HELLA GAY November 13, 2019

westlake weed whore

A desperate skank in Travis Villas Westlake that whores herself out. She's loose and cheap!

Amber is a Westlake Weed Whore!

by SouthSide Vixen December 14, 2016

Weeder Class

A weeder class is a class (typically in college) that is characterized by having a large dropout rate due to rigorous expectations, such as hard tests, impossible studying requirements (15 hours a week or more), and homework up the ASS. These classes "weed" out those who lack the motivation to keep going or simply cannot take it up the ass anymore. Only the (really) hard-working, gifted, and borderline insane students make it through weeder classes. Note: Weeder classes can seriously traumatize an individual, destroy any ounce of confidence they have, and make them seriously reconsider majors as most weeder classes are required.

At the beginning of the quarter the Intro to Mechanical Engineering class had 70 students. By the end of quarter, only 30 remained. That class is a weeder class. If you plan on taking this class, PREPARE YOUR ANUS.

Some infamous weeder classes: All calculus classes, physics, chemistry, and engineering intro classes.

by Cochiloco May 20, 2014

Gang Weed

A highly oppressed cult of damaged gamers who fight against their oppressors, such as the FBI and the Catholic Church.

Mark: Bro, you'll never become a professional gamer.
Michael: Wow, this really shows how corrupt our society is, so much gamer oppression, Gang Weed will fight back

by SansUndertale October 6, 2018

Weed cough

The cough of a stoner who is obviously fond of smoking weed. Relatively normal during pot sessions, the cough seems to be peculiar among common people (and the rest of the people who are aware of weed smoking) who hear it on a regular basis while finding it as distinct to normal coughing, hence the existence of this word.

Man: This dirty ass smoker has some nasty weed cough that you can hear during the entire cat video. Disgusting shit.

by babytalks August 21, 2016

weedery

The alternate name for a marijuana dispensary

I'm bout to head to the weedery. Need anything?

by Mrs. Drea December 4, 2017

Weed

A funny plant that makes you stare at a wall for 10 minutes until you realize that’s not the tv.

Weed exists

by Lluma July 26, 2021