weed

doobage, bud, herb, left-handed ciggarette, wacky tobacky, pot, smoke, gonga, reefer, the 11th special herb in KFC's recipe, green, dank, you get the picture.
Hit that weed and pass it to the left! Puff, puff, give, damnit!
by Big Chief Smack-a-Ho February 6, 2003
mugGet the weedmug.

the weeds

a server/waiter term- To fall behind on servering your guests
I'm too busy to get these bar drinks to table 44, can you take them for me, I'm in the weeds.
by Jonathan Paul Flores November 5, 2008
mugGet the the weedsmug.

Weed

Good stuff. Magical plants that mother nature provides for her children.
no, we dont smoke weed from no swisher. aye gramps take out the hookah..show this sucka how we do it!
by udontknowmebitch March 18, 2007
mugGet the Weedmug.

weed

Why drink & drive when you can smoke & fly?

Weed is marijuana. It's less harmful then alcohol & cigarettes put together. You can be baked, blazed, stoned, or high. You can toke, smoke, or hit. Whatever you want to call it, it's the best feeling in the world.

Marijuana is a plant that came from the earth. If God didn't want us to have it, why would he put it here? & if you don't believe in God then here's one for you. It comes from the ground, so it's ALL natural. Nothing harmful about it.

If your parents smoke, tell them to stop cause it's bad for them then hand them a blunt.

Go grab a blunt, bowl, joint, or bong and chill on the couch when your parents aren't home. Make sure to have some air freshner, a change of clothes, eye drops, & gum near by.

Make it last. Don't waste it. Blow the smoke straight to the sky.

Take a nice long hit. Breathe it in, hold it, feel the rush, blow it out. It's that simple my friends. Don't be greedy, share the ganga.

Ganga, dro, chronic, weed, pot, maryjane, MJ, trees, reefer, herb, or whatever you want to call it.
I smoke 2 joints before I smoke 2 joints then I smoke 2 more.

Weed isn't a druggg!
by A.Baby July 3, 2006
mugGet the weedmug.

weed

Screw this. I'm spending the evening at home with some weed
by Bungalow Bill November 26, 2001
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weed

God Groweth, we Smoketh
by Tony P. April 12, 2006
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weed

god's one true gift to mankind
that weed we smoked was fuckjing gooddodod
by god March 4, 2005
mugGet the weedmug.

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