Wednesday 

Verb, To use one's handgun in a sideways position. The origin is derived from the fact that it is an activity often performed on a Wednesday.

Please cease your current actions or you will place upon me the need to Wednesday you with my derringer

Wednesday by AlmightyWednesdayerofOld July 3, 2010

wednesday 

A slang term for people of Black or African descent. Derived from the large amount of television sitcoms targeted towards the Black community airing on Wednesday night. Can be used as an adjective to describe things of or relating to wednesdays.

"There were so many wednesdays at that party last night." "'The Color Purple' is so wednesday."

wednesday by Damien&Ramien October 14, 2008

Wednesday 

Great FUCKING TIMES, with the greatest FUCKING PEOPLE

Person 1: Damn yo, this week sucks

Person 2: Dude tomorrow is FUCKING WEDNESDAY!

Person 1: Very true, we're gonna be SO HAMMERED, it won't be funny

Person 2: Not even conscious dude, Not even FUCKING conscious

Wednesday by Chyeah216 September 23, 2010

Wednesday 

Wednesday is Hump Day!

Wednesday is a day that comes after Tuesday and before Thursday in the calender, it is also known as hump day in the world of work because a work week is 5 days long, and Wednesday is the middle of the week or the peak of the hump, after Wednesday has ended, its closer to the weekend and the end of the working week.

Sarah: *Tuesday* Hey what day is it tomorrow?
Alice: Its Wednesday tomorrow.

Matt: *Tuesday* Dude, I cant wait for Saturday, its going to be so hype!
Jerry: No we can't get excited over this until after hump day.

Wednesday by bubbleandsqueek January 11, 2014

wednesday 

A slang word for weed that is so good you wait for it to come in on wednesday

You got any wednesday?

wednesday by m May 2, 2004

wednesday 

The day that american fathers rape their japanese sons.

Uh-oh.......its wednesday again......

wednesday by jack bronson December 3, 2004

wednesday 

A special day of the week when crazy, illegal things are prone to happen. Public nidity, driving through yards, spray painting Sufjan lyrics on roads, and climbing on top of public buildings are perfectly acceptable for this one day.
Note: Can be used as a noun or a verb.

Oh man, that steakage was a legendary wednesdaying experience.

Everybody Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday... EVERYBODY... WEDNESDAY!!!

wednesday by Michelleypoo October 13, 2006