wearing socks

If you're wearing socks, nothing you do is gay (see no homo).
Friend: I heard you had sex with Jeff. I didn't know you were gay!
You: It's ok. I was wearing socks.
Friend: Ok nevermind.
by The_Great_ Hugh_Mungus November 15, 2018
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Wearing the juice

Being so incompetent as to be unable to recognise one's own incompetence.
Yet, when arrested, Wheeler was completely disbelieving. “But I wore the juice,” he said. Apparently, he was under the deeply misguided impression that rubbing one’s face with lemon juice rendered it invisible to video cameras.

How many of your employees are wearing the juice?
by Alessus November 29, 2010
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Wearing Shirt

A Wearing Shirt is a button up shirt, typically a flannel, that is worn over another shirt for warmth and coziness.
There is a bit of a chill in the air, better break out the Wearing Shirt.
by Snuke Mouse October 26, 2020
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Worse for wear

I would not buy that car, because it looks a bit worse for wear.

I would have tapped that, but she looked a little worse for wear.
by Digilla June 01, 2012
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Drink It or Wear It

A phrase used by Dimebag Darrell about alcohol. You either drink it, or you get soaked with it (wearing it).
From LA Ink:

Kat: "Oh, you wanna put that lettering in, right?"

Rita: "Drink it or wear it. And he meant it; if you didn't drink it, he threw it on you."

Kat: *laughs*
by Insert unique name here January 12, 2011
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Muffernity Wear

When a woman wears clothing that puffs out around her mid-section due to a muffin top rather than a pregnancy.
Hey, is Jessica pregnant? No, that's just muffernity wear to hide her belly.
by talks558 October 07, 2010
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Slut Wear

Apparel for the girl that gets around
Break out the slut wear, we're hittin the clubs!
by hayleybee April 08, 2006
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