we need to talk

Female code for "This relationship is over"

Hunny, we need to talk...

by t0m3x May 20, 2004

we need to talk

The worst thing a man can hear from his woman. It undoubtedly signals the oncoming of a long drawn out conversation about how you don't have a vagina and how she doesn't understand that. Other features are senseless bitching about her ridiculous insecurities that defy logic and rationality.

Woman- "Are you busy? Because we need to talk"
Man- "FUCK!"...."I mean, sure honey."
"Dammit, now I have to pretend like I care for another bullshit conversation."

by White Suburban Male May 24, 2004

we need to talk

basically, your girl has something to bitch about.

"Honey, we need to talk."

by d September 21, 2003

we need to talk

The beginning of the end in terms of relationships.

Girl: Honey, we need to talk.
Boy: Oh for fucks sake..

by fedzMONKEY October 1, 2003

we need to talk

It means someone needs to talk to you. Or if your penis is inable of pleasuring a woman, it COULD mean something else.

Hey, we need to talk. I think I have a plan for robbing that bank.

-Hey. We need to talk, about last night... Yea. You know. That fives minutes. YEA that five minutes.

by Ahmose October 16, 2003

we need to talk

synonym: i'm dumping you, i'm sleeping with someone else, you're screwed

by Anonymous September 28, 2003

we need to talk

Translation: You need a lawyer.

Honey, we need to talk.

by Tim Amlung January 23, 2004