wizzeed

It's weed to the dizz nizzle.

Let's smizzoke that wizzeed brizzuh. Ch'yuh.
I'm brizzoned because I smoked that wizzeed.
That wizzeed made me brizznizzoned.
Put that wizzeed in that pizzipe and get stizzoned bruh.
Ch'yuh wizzeed.
Come over and smizzoke some of that wizzeed.
You got any wizzeed?
I smoke wizzeed eredizzay nizzigzzzughuh.
I have the munchies.
Let's hizzot bizzox the whizzite hizzouse.
Smoke wizzeed ereydizzay don't give a shizzzit.
Check out my sweet wizzeed tattoo.
Smokin' wizzeed with snizzoop dizzoggy dizzog dizz.
Ch'yuh.
Smokin' satan's dizzick.

by Matt Graveline May 20, 2008

wazzock

origin - Northern England

An idiot or daft person

Ahh yer g'ert wazzock

by mizz spent youth February 28, 2004

wizzeak

adj. lacking physical strength, feeble, inferior, without a backbone, queer, lacking intelligence or common sense, sensitive, likes poetry and fabric stores, likes to shop, cheap, scared, timid, shy, girlish, lacking skill, afraid to bid two, never bid five and won, cheats at pitch.

John: Rob got his ass kicked by Lauber.

The Pitch Master: I believe it, Rob's shit is so wizzeak.

by The Pitch Master September 3, 2008

wazelnuts

a word used as an exclamation when no other word seems to suffice.

"Did you hear Jenny can't come to the party? Her kitty fell in the river."

"Wazelnuts! How'd that happen?"

by MT14 November 27, 2012

Snazzed in my wazz

Another phrased used to describe the event where a man jizzes in his pants

"dude! look at that freaking HOT CHICK"
"O MY GD man i just totally snazzed in my wazz"

by MrPibb132 February 25, 2009

wazzik

wazzik . to describe some one you do not like or cannot stand . some one of a gormless nature

bloke 1 gaz "that bloke davey is not that bright"
bloke 2 tony "yeah a know hes a fucking wazzik"

by miketurbin February 13, 2009

Bearded Wazzy

The act of tearing out someone's pubic hair at the exact moment of climax, soaking it in said climax, and then placing it on their face - the fluids acting as an adhesive.

Man, I had sex with this chick who had a bush from the effing nineties... sooo I gave her a Bearded Wazzy.

by GKBDB January 12, 2010