Warting

(verb) to pass gas while masturbating
portmanteau of the verbs 'to wank' and 'to fart'

He's very weird, he likes warting. I've seen him do it multiple times

by Gourd_44 October 1, 2021

Warting

(verb) to pass gas in the midst of masturbation
portmanteau of the verbs: 'to wank' and 'to fart'

I honestly couldn't believe it myself, but he likes warting

by Gourd_44 October 1, 2021

WARTIN

Very good person, all-around talented, and at the highest tier of musical artists.

Did you hear that new King Von? He is such a WARTIN!!

by NOT WARTIN December 9, 2021

wartophile

a person who is literally OBSSESED with warts- like in a really gross way.

“stop being such a wartophile.”

by prude101 August 24, 2022

wartifact

artistic object re-interpreting military equipment and/or war’s destruction.

aka wARTifact

term was coined by ukrainian volunteers fundraising in support of Ukraine during ruzzian war against Ukraine in 2023

This artists would do anything to bring the beauty out, give her a brisk from a destroyed house or broken guns and she turns them into magnificent wartifacts

by volianteer May 29, 2023

wartime friend

A friend who is helpful in moments of crisis, whose friendship is persistent when the conditions for friendship or happiness become difficult.

Todd is a wartime friend, he got me food and a lawyer after my accident even though he was working 80 hour weeks at the time.

The moment Fred's fund needs to cash out, he will begin voting against us on the board--he is no war time friend.

by Freddy Boy1 February 10, 2024

Wartime Brosef

A friend who excels when their bro is in a really big jam. He is the first brosef his friends call when someone dies, with work issues, advice, and with most traumatic events.

He is like a hockey player who does not take the calm regular season seriously, but is the best player during the playoffs and big games.

Vern: FUCK, my business partner is driving me nuts and my wife is pissed I watched the ball game with the guys too. I need to vent to someone NOW.

Brett: Call RJ, he is the BEST Wartime Brosef, White Collar Brosef, and everything in between. I go to him all the time with my big issues. No Briefcase Chuckle needed, you just go right into it. You'll feel like a million bucks after.

Vern: Thanks man, I owe you. Good Wartime Brosefs are rare.

by Mike109999 August 26, 2025