warped

To be convoluted, twisted, rippled or distorted.

1) The lumber left outside warped from exposure to the sun and rain. 2) Years of drug abuse had warped the mans mind. 3) Strong magnetic fields from the black hole warped time and space allowing the ship to travel into another dimension.

by Patrick White March 12, 2004

Douche Warbler

A douche warbler is a person who is beyond being a douche, or who has just done a stupid douchey thing

Oh my god you are such a douche warbler.

by BurgleDBoo November 9, 2009

warped tour

eight hours of pure awesomeness radiating from on one of the 5 stages occupied by incredible bands.

kid 1: dude where'd ya get that awesome teeshirt, meet taking back sunday, hookup with some hott girl, mosh, crowd surf, eat shitty food & sweat!?

kid 2: warped tour man. c'mon.

by kelsey March 5, 2005

garble warble farble

any generic verb that is garbled at a distance, as used in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"They've garble warble farble!" shouted Slartibartfast in his thin tremulous voice.

by three newtons February 16, 2004

warpile

An internet pile-on, of greater, more militant proportions. Similar to a dogpile, but with less feces-related connotations. 7 on 1 (or greater) message forum hellthread.

Coined in 2023 by the one who tilts mills of wind...

F.S. "We really had that idiot on the ropes with our memes, huh?"
W.T. "Lol. Yeah, that was a pretty good warpile".

Alternate: "Boomercon needs a spanking- calling all wignats for a warpile..."

by MyHeartsInElbertCounty February 14, 2023

Post Warped Tour Depression.

that day, week, or month after Vans Warped Tour when you realize the best day of your summer is gone and you have to wait another year to have it again, and you feel sad because you want everyday to be Vans Warped Tour.

"Why is she crying?"
"She has Post Warped Tour Depression. "
"LOL, what's dat?"
"She realized warped is over and it won't come back till next year!"

by -l1ttl3m3rm41d July 24, 2011

Reality Warper

Reality Warping is a rare and extremely powerful ability, which is defined as the ability to change or manipulate reality and the world, itself to various degrees. For a Reality Warper, nearly all things are possible and almost anything they want can be done. This ability may be used and manifested in many different ways, from changing physical aspects, the users surroundings, augmenting powers to distorting the very fabric of space and flow of time itself.

i'm lazy and can't think a sentence about a Reality Warper.

by HyperbrineGames April 18, 2018