warm fork

noun. a method of torture in which a metal fork is heated via blowtorch until it glows and is inserted violently into the torturee's anus.

He wasn't willing to talk until we threatened to give him the warm fork.

by Danification March 8, 2017

Warm Peach

a hot ass

Prince Charming had some of Cinderella's warm peach cobbler the morning after the ball.

by blayzus July 21, 2018

Warm Fuzzy Thing

Another term for 'Monad', which is a construct borrowed from category theory that is often used in the functional programming language Haskell to represent stateful computation and side effects. The term 'Warm Fuzzy Thing' is promoted by the researcher Simon Peyton Jones because he feels that the term 'Monad' is far too imposing.

You can do IO using the IO warm fuzzy thing." "A warm fuzzy thing is kind of like a burrito, if you think about it hard enough." "The Maybe type class is a warm fuzzy thing

by dented42 October 27, 2010

Warm Bussy

Slang for when a man's butthole is warm, round, juicy, and at the perfect settling for intercourse, no matter what is included.

Chris: You ready for tonight?
Gage: Indeed, I have quite the Warm Bussy.

by anonymous November 18, 2020

Global Warming

When you know the heat its not mother nature

"Global Warming" - Africa hot in Trenton New Jersey

by Hensonography June 27, 2010

rawr x3 nuzzles pounces on u uwu u so warm

Intro
Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but
I'm already here so
Here we fuckin’ go
Rawr

Verse 1

x3 nuzzles! pounces on you uwu you so warm (Ooo)
Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles yo' necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde hehe
Unzips yo baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, ’n' make me yours and don't forget to stuff me!
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy!
Kissies 'n' lickies yo neck
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles 'n' wuzzles yo chest (yuh)
I be (yeah) gettin' thirsty

Verse 2
Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me?
Only seven inches long uwu, PLEASE ADOPT ME
Paws on your buldge as I lick my lips (UwU punish me please)
’Boutta hit ’em with this furry shit (He don't see it comin’)

Intro
Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but
I'm already here so
Here we fuckin’ go
Rawr

Verse 1

x3 nuzzles! pounces on you uwu you so warm (Ooo)
Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles yo' necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde hehe
Unzips yo baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, ’n' make me yours and don't forget to stuff me!
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy!
Kissies 'n' lickies yo neck
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles 'n' wuzzles yo chest (yuh)
I be (yeah) gettin' thirsty

Verse 2
Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me?
Only seven inches long uwu, PLEASE ADOPT ME
Paws on your buldge as I lick my lips (UwU punish me please)
’Boutta hit ’em with this furry shit (He don't see it comin’)

The word "rawr x3 nuzzles pounces on u uwu u so warm" is described as a meme

by fkoffjanet March 13, 2019

Trunk Warm

The temperature of the bottle of alcohol which has been stashed in the trunk of your car while at work.

Me: Hey, its almost quitting time and the bosses are gone, do you have any alcohol for shots?

You: Well I have a bottle in my car, but we may need some ice because it is trunk warm!

by Big A in SD September 21, 2012