wankerlust

The innate desire to masturbate around the world.

"My wankerlust has been stifled by my financial ailments my entire life."

"Racking up those frequent flyer miles to expedite my wankerlust even further."

by bman0255 October 14, 2013

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wanderlust

An uncontrollable and consuming desire or need to travel, or 'get lost' away from the regular routines in life.

My wanderlust has taken over me.

by FreedomsPain December 27, 2016

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WANKERS BLOCK

When you just got to get yourself off but cant summon up the relevent filthy images for the quick one and have to give it up

(normally called barry and single and desperate)With friends waiting outside complaining about barry taking so long barry came out and said "Sorry about the wait i suffered a bit of wankers block"

by :-))))))))))))))))))))))) April 13, 2007

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Wanderlust

Something idiots say about themselves after they take a picture of themselves at Machu Picchu. Seriously, why does every woman have a picture of themselves at Machu Picchu?

"I have such a bad case of wanderlust."
"Bitch, you went on one vacation."

by NOYOUYEAHYOU January 19, 2017

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Jehovah's Wankers

An insult toward Jehovah's Witness. First recorded use was in GradeAUnderA's video, "People I Hate at my Door", where Grade uses it as an example of how NOT to react to Jehovah's.

"OH MY GOD!! Fucking Jehovah's WANKERS come to MY house, and politely ask me if I have a few minutes spare to talk about God!...BASTARDS!! HOW DARE THEY?!"

by Turn the Lights Off August 4, 2016

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