Someone that thinks they're 'cool' but in reality is a total knob jockey.
A smug, satisfying real English term to call someone you intensely dislike without resorting to the word "cunt"!
A smug, satisfying real English term to call someone you intensely dislike without resorting to the word "cunt"!
by Ivy Oh August 07, 2003
by Frost March 12, 2004
by Gavin \'n\' ogg March 31, 2003
A person who spends galacticlly large amounts of time on exceptionally pointless or fruitless activities.
by Bernmeister September 29, 2010
by Pommydave October 04, 2003
A complete tosser. Someone who makes
as little effort as they can possibly
get away with.
In British English that's what "wanker"
means - it does not literely mean
a masterbater (though doubt he is one).
Just as "he's a bugger" does not
literally mean he commits sodomy...
as little effort as they can possibly
get away with.
In British English that's what "wanker"
means - it does not literely mean
a masterbater (though doubt he is one).
Just as "he's a bugger" does not
literally mean he commits sodomy...
"He's just a wanker. I told him to clear
up and, two hours later, he was still
just sitting there reading the paper
and picking his nose"
up and, two hours later, he was still
just sitting there reading the paper
and picking his nose"
by martin November 10, 2003
The U.K. equivalent of the U.S. noun "jerk", in that they both originated in calling someone a masturbator but have long since evolved into a general way of describing one as an unintelligent, nasty fool. "Wanker" most often means dolt or moron whereas "jerk" more often implies malevolence.
by jawbone April 22, 2010