Wonderfag

Someone who thinks they're cool, but really aren't

"look at that wonderfag, he thinks he's all that"

by PandaJesus December 31, 2009

Wankerfied

v. To change the pronounciation of a foreign-loan word in English, whether keeping the proper original spelling or not. This can include tonal inflections and accents.

Derivation of the root word, wanker, to imply the offending speaker as English in origin.

The English speakers of the world have an uncanny ability to completely bastardise another language's lexicon, making it wholly impossible for foreigners to learn English at all.

Example:

El Guapo: Jefe, would you say I have a PLEthora of pinatas?
Jefe: Yes, El Guapo. You have a PLEthora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a PLEthora?
Jefe: A PLEthora is a word whose pronounciation was wankerfied when it was borrowed from the Greek word of the same spelling, but changed the accent stress to the first syllable, causing the fall of Ancient Greece to the Romans. It's "pleh-THOR-ah" not "PLEH-thor-ah," El Guapo.

by Balac the Kraut December 2, 2004

Wankerjam

When a bar is jammed with wankers and there's no room for normal people.

Greg: "Hey, Jimbo, let's go in here."
Jimbo: "Fuck no mate, it's a wankerjam in there."

by Lettheinsanitybegin June 20, 2011

Wankersaurus

A generally dopey and annoying person.

E.g: “Ollie is such a wankersaurus”

by Skirrt69 September 29, 2018

Wankerbate

To wank it in class, or in a school bathroom.

What John Croden did.

by Cody Longpré October 6, 2004

Wankerface

Wankerface.

A derogatory term used to describe someone who enjoys to masturbate with their/on their own face.

Steve you wankerface!

by Invader May 13, 2005

wankerland

Place where all hipsters can go and live

Fuck off back to Wankerland

by dangerdar June 7, 2011