wank

What you do when no one is home.

No ones home what shall I do? I know I'm gonna wank.

by fuck me slut December 8, 2013

wank

1) To run one's hand up and down the shaft of the penis repeatedly until semen shoots forth

2) To relieve sexual tension alone (males)

I was caught wanking in the school locker room.

He wanked to a picture of a naked woman.

It's hard to wank when I can't wrap my hand totally around my shaft.

by Wayne Kerr February 23, 2005

wank

Wield the flesh baton to great orchestral effect.

Goodness me. Now I understand why Handel called it Water Music.

by Lord Jackson of Dribblespunk January 23, 2004

wank

British source...
To masturbate.
Worthless.

Where's Frank? Dunno, having a wank I suppose.
That heap of crap aint worth a wank.

by Countach Smeech September 23, 2003

wank

1. To masturbate - wank.
2. Bullshit

1. Im off to have a wank.
2. What a wank.

by louis October 16, 2001

wank

to play with ones self in a sexual way!

shaking hands with the one eyed snake.
slapping the salami
choking the chicken
jacking off

by cerebral March 15, 2003

wank

A pleasurable experience that most males and about half of females experience regularely in their lifetime. The way a male would experience this would be to grab the shaft of the erect penis and rapidly moving the foreskin up and down until a climatic experience is reached and semen is rushed out of the penis.

1) i was wanking in the kitchen
2) my parents were gone so i had a wank
3) my friends wank but i don't want to
4) i don't know how to wank
5) i love to wank

by ruzzall July 17, 2006