wank 

a derogatory british word describing the gentle art of masturbation often misused by americans. Hence:
1)wanking- not wanking off
2)wanker- not wank
3)a situation can be a wank

1) i was wanking (when my mother walked in). i had a wank.
2) Graham is a wanker. Americans are wankers.
3) That was a wank(the film, lecture, class, job interview etc).

wank by hornskull December 5, 2003

Wank 

to move your hand up and down your dick until you cum.

Lee had a wank for 5 minutes , then he shot his cum straight in Matt's mouth and face.

Wank by yep9 May 4, 2015

wank 

A British term meaning jacking off or masturbating.

polishing the pipe
jerkin' the gerkin
massaging the lower horn
releasing the pearl jam
whackin' the mole
jackin' the beanstalk
erecting the monument
lubing the tube
beating around the bush
wank in the tank

wank by Bobby McPherson April 2, 2007

wank 

What you do when no one is home.

No ones home what shall I do? I know I'm gonna wank.

wank by fuck me slut December 8, 2013

wank 

1) To run one's hand up and down the shaft of the penis repeatedly until semen shoots forth

2) To relieve sexual tension alone (males)

I was caught wanking in the school locker room.

He wanked to a picture of a naked woman.

It's hard to wank when I can't wrap my hand totally around my shaft.

wank by Wayne Kerr February 23, 2005

wank 

Wield the flesh baton to great orchestral effect.

Goodness me. Now I understand why Handel called it Water Music.

wank by Lord Jackson of Dribblespunk January 23, 2004

wank 

British source...
To masturbate.
Worthless.

Where's Frank? Dunno, having a wank I suppose.
That heap of crap aint worth a wank.

wank by Countach Smeech September 23, 2003