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wangpire
n. Wang·pire-
A wangpire is an entity who nibbles wangs for sustenance, feeding upon the protein inherent in semen. They prey upon lonely males of about 20-75 years old. Recent studies indicate a preference for Columbian men between 65 and 67 years of age. Much like the fabled vampires of old, the wangpire has strong aversion and weakness to certain substances. Among them are herpes, vaginas, and Rachel. Many come to wangpires in hopes of sexual release but come away haggard, sickly, sterile, dead, or a wangpire themselves.
All wangpires were, at one time, human, but have since mutated by having another wangpire bite their penis in mid-fellatio.
A wangpire is an entity who nibbles wangs for sustenance, feeding upon the protein inherent in semen. They prey upon lonely males of about 20-75 years old. Recent studies indicate a preference for Columbian men between 65 and 67 years of age. Much like the fabled vampires of old, the wangpire has strong aversion and weakness to certain substances. Among them are herpes, vaginas, and Rachel. Many come to wangpires in hopes of sexual release but come away haggard, sickly, sterile, dead, or a wangpire themselves.
All wangpires were, at one time, human, but have since mutated by having another wangpire bite their penis in mid-fellatio.
Etymology-
The word wangpire is a portmanteau, formed from the words vampire and wang.
History-
Wangpires are actually of vampire descent, a branch long since split from the great vampire houses. They were cast out from the others for being incessantly and unrelentingly gay, a trait not much admired in the proud vampire families. Free of restriction, they quickly found they could bring together their two greatest needs, wang nibbling and vampirity, as one. As homosexuality came to see some social acceptance in the recent decades the wangpires prospered immensely. The age of vampires was waning and the exiles became the great. Many of the larger wangpire houses kept harems of upwards of 50 men, and nibbled as they pleased. Some even went so far as to keep men stationed all around their estates to serve as ever-present buffets. Previously a stain on the family tree of the vampires, the wangpires now reigned supreme, and none shall forget the still growing legacy of the astoundingly gay sect of vampires known as the Wangpires.
The word wangpire is a portmanteau, formed from the words vampire and wang.
History-
Wangpires are actually of vampire descent, a branch long since split from the great vampire houses. They were cast out from the others for being incessantly and unrelentingly gay, a trait not much admired in the proud vampire families. Free of restriction, they quickly found they could bring together their two greatest needs, wang nibbling and vampirity, as one. As homosexuality came to see some social acceptance in the recent decades the wangpires prospered immensely. The age of vampires was waning and the exiles became the great. Many of the larger wangpire houses kept harems of upwards of 50 men, and nibbled as they pleased. Some even went so far as to keep men stationed all around their estates to serve as ever-present buffets. Previously a stain on the family tree of the vampires, the wangpires now reigned supreme, and none shall forget the still growing legacy of the astoundingly gay sect of vampires known as the Wangpires.
wangpire by Source: Sambra & Olga March 3, 2005
wangin
comin from the east side kno t.n. means to be bumpin like system is really loud and u lettin ya self be known
wangin by uh oh rep 865,706,&423 4 life July 8, 2004
Wangulator
A cheese slicer or cheese planer with a metal roller and a wire attached to a handle. It gives straight slices of cheese.
I want a cheese sandwich. Where's the wangulator?
Wangulator by Prof. Drum July 6, 2009
wangbilly
An enigma of sorts. This middle aged Caucasian male is a cross between a wangster and a hillbilly. Usually has a song playlist consisting of hip hop and country music. Heavily tattooed, a wangbilly's outfit consists of affliction or metal mulisha shirts, very long white jean shorts, a wallet on a chain, and Air Jordans. The headpiece will either be a straw cowboy hat or a flatbilled Y&R hat facing forward and pulled all the way to the eyebrows. Facial hair is a must for the wangbilly, usually a long unkempt goatee or a full-on neckbeard. The wangbilly will either be seen in a super low, super stanced out earlier model Honda hatchback or a super jacked up pick-up truck. Like I said, an enigma of sorts. If the wangbilly is employed, the place of employment will either be minimum wage or very close to it. While the wangbilly is supported by a minimum wage job, the social life of the wangbilly will lead you to believe that the individual is paid racks on racks on racks when in reality said wangbilly still lives at home with mom and pops.
Wangus Maximus
I don't like to brag, but the doctor told me I have a rare condition called Wangus Maximus. Want to see?
Wangus Maximus by sam ward June 15, 2007