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Wandering Old Man Syndrome 

A state in which one finds themselves randomly walking around, usually without a set course or destination.
Man 1-"What's he doing? That's the third time he's walked by the doorway."

Man 2-"Dunno, must have Wandering Old Man Syndrome."
Wandering Old Man Syndrome by Khozo September 23, 2010

wandering 

walking around aimlessly, trying not to appear mentally ill, pretending to be boss, but actually you hate life and feel stuck. you go places randomly for whatever reason to feel better about yourself.
friend: "where you going?"
me: "gonna go wandering around town"
friend: "ok man, try not to look like a creep"
Non-specific plans to hang out.
Loitering, hanging out, or strolling with friends, waiting for something good to happen.
From the word "wander"
(Pronounced wahn-Grrr-in)
H: What are you doing saturday?
C: I was going to wangerin the mall with Emily
H: Sounds good!

B: Man, we need to make better plans.
C: What's wrong?
B: We always end up wangerin to no end.
wangerin by Jim McKennery January 10, 2008

wandering mongoose 

The wandering mongoose is not too different from a teabag or giving a mushroom stamp. There are two ways in which to perform the wandering mongoose, both of which can only be performed by men (im not sexist...you just need to have a dick for it.) Method 1 starts when you find or notice that a friend/roomate who has fallen asleep. You, simply enough, take out your dick and carefully balance above the victim-to-be. Drop down so your knees are on their arms, rendering them defenseless, and slap them silly with your dick. Proceed until they cry.

Method 2 can only occur when you're recieving a blow job, and you have to play it off very cool...casually grab some hair with one of your hands, then proceed just as in method 1. You probably don't want to pull this one if you ever want to receive a blow job from this girl again.
Guy 1-Hey, why was my sister so pissed at you last night?

Guy 2-Ah...yea dude, i showed her the wandering mongoose, and apparently she doesn't find it as funny as i do.

Guy 1-I swear if you don't shut the hell up, my wandering mongoose will attack you mercilessly in your sleep.

Wandering Monster

One who will not be found on the main road. This person is a gamer that values friendship but is also willing to participate in frequent insults pertaining to another Monsters mother. A Monster must be witty and ready to strike at the first sign of weakness. Insults are subject to review by other Monsters and will be judged accordingly. Insults that don’t live up to expectations will be dismissed while those that do will invite future attacks. Attacks which include the words Munging or Cosby Sweeter will most likely earn more respect from a Wandering Monster.
Wandering Monster by Woñs March 16, 2012

Brazilian Wandering Spider 

A spider commonly found in the Amazon rainforest that will give you a 4 hour long painful erection that will eventually kill you.
Brazilian Wandering spider was mentioned in this way on Gradeaundera's video called Phobias