Wambulance

The word given in a situation when a person has a cry or simply complains.

Jess stop changing clothes if you don't like yourself maybe you should call the Wambulance.

by stoner911 October 14, 2009

Wangulate

The act of strangling someone with your penis, or, wang.
Hence the combination word, wangulate.

Max: *lame joke*
Brad: haha, that's funny
Me: It won't be funny when i wangulate you.

by Aztirith January 2, 2009

Wambulance

The vehicle that will arrive for someone who's crying

"Adam" jeez my knee is killing me

"chase" uh-oh someone call the Wambulance Adam has a boo-boo

by Chaseospades April 20, 2009

wambulance

An imaginary ambulance that comes when shit heads don't have a leeeeeeg. Someone who always gets randomly stressed out and needs a cry is in dire need for a wambulance.

shithead: waaa waaa waaa
man: shut-up Kerr...have a wambulance

by Greenie May 5, 2005

wambulance

verb/noun: a theoretical vehicle with no actual destination, representing a child (usually locked in the body of a sexually questionable west coast male) driving a Ghostbuster like wagon crying like a fat kid who gets diet bars for chanukah

Driver can be identified by name tag, but in default driver will usually respond to "John" or "Buttnugget"

If Peter, Paul and Mary were skipping through a field of lillies, emails that remind me finals suck would like be authored by the driver of the wambulance.

by The Liberation of the Twinkie Express May 5, 2006

Wobulater

synonym for the pipe used to reduce marijuana to ashes.

Similar to a bong or a piece Has a bowl in which your marijuana is placed prior to smoking it. Derived from the word wobble, because wobbling is a side effect of smoking marijuana...-ator added to end of wobble because the wobulater is a tool that induces wobulation

by Puel666 July 6, 2012

gambulate

Using any monies won by gambling to place further 'sensible' bets

"I've just won £22.14 on a double in darts, I'm going to gambulate by using my winnings to bet on something that is most likely to win with a little return"

"What are you doing this weekend?"
"I'm going to watch the footy down the pub and start gambulating my winnings from last week"
"Nice one mate"

by humancommaholic January 1, 2017